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Cockness Monster

A large serpent bearing resemblance to a penis, often depicted swimming. Commonly drawn in school related materials by more "creative" male classmates. First recorded sighting in a homework planner in 2013.
Student 1: "What the hell is that in my book? Does it have a scrotum for a tail?"
Student 2: "It's just a drawing of the Cockness Monster."
by Dr. River Song January 16, 2015
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Monster Cock

A cock so it will bush your boyfriends nut
“Woah, my boyfriend got a monster cock”
“I know, he was with me last night
by LuraDaddy November 6, 2018
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