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cockblocker/cockblock

adj. n. A person, ussually a female that her freind brings along on a first date in order to prevent you from having intercourse with her.
If that her FREIND wasnt such a cockblock i would have banged that girl!

I hate that girl's bestfreind, she's such a cockblocker.
by chris September 4, 2003
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Cocknocker

To smash someone in the cock with your fist when they least expect it
"Hello Mate" (mate stretches leaving groin exposed)
"Hello" (smashes friend in cock)
by Bensonator March 28, 2004
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Cockblocker 3000

A word that describes a woman's panties when they are in the way of hot dirty sex.
Hey, why don't you take off those Cockblocker 3000's so we can get down to business.
by NIckiMC28 July 25, 2011
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Cockblocker

To stop one man from having sexual relations with a female
Colin is a stupid cockblocker
by Jon Mouchet December 8, 2003
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CockBlocker

A person who has unnatural tendencies to stop sexual encounters before they begin.
Terrible. Some chick cockblocker screwed me big time
by Meandmybaby June 29, 2011
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Cockblocker

A person who gets in the way of a couple getting their freak on.
A prison worker who tries to keep a couple from havin congigal trailer visits so they can get their freak ON is a def cockblocker.

They don't do their job, delay the paperwork and even lie instead of simply finishin stuff up.
by Sexy Sadie69 January 6, 2008
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Floppy Titty Cocknocker

Annoying slutty fat bitches who think they are the shit when guys only use them for a quick fuck.
Jolene is a floppy titty cocknocker and she live in Ione, California if your looking for a lousy fuck.
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