Self-cockblocking

The act of being so stupid that you always ruin every single chance you get at getting laid

Guy1: That guy sucks at getting girls.... Guy2: If only he'd stop self-cockblocking, then just maybe he'd lose his virginity.

by Xero _ Manifest October 22, 2010

cockblocking roommate

Somebody who never leaves the room whenever you could fulfill your sexlife. This kind of people disrespect your privacy needs either because they don't give a fuck about you or just simply being an asshole.

"Dude I picked up that hot chick yesterday but I couldn't bang her "
"How comes? "
"'Cause my prick cockblocking roommate were staying in the room all time again, it was the 3rd time he ruined my sexlife "

by theRiko June 23, 2016

Cookblocking

The act of using up ingredients in the fridge so another cannot cook what they intended to

Me: Jim where's the cheese?
Jim: Oh I ate it.
Me: God damn it Jim stop cookblocking me!

by Geekycoconut March 17, 2013

Social Network Cockblocking

The act of writing or posting suggestive comments on someone's Myspace or Facebook Wall to let other people know that you are currently involved with or hooking up with this person. Also the act of tagging photos of the two of you so that other potential suitors see this and will lay off.

"I'm going to tag these photos of Joe and I from this last weekend on his facebook so that other girls will get the point that he is taken." "You are so into the social network cockblocking."

by MileHighBunny December 17, 2008

cockblocking prude

one who incessantly prevents a male from getting any kind of action, while not actually engaging in any sexual acts her/himself, probably due to a severe lack of self esteem. or because he/she wants the cockblock-ee for her/himself but wont admit it. in general, a douchetastic, two faced blonde.

The Blonde One is a cockblocking prude.

the ONE fat chick that is ALWAYS freinds with the sexy people- while she never gets any action herself, she feels compelled to block as much cock as humanly possible because all the freinds turn to her for advice. for christ's sake. someone bang the fat girl. please.

by STAN. January 6, 2008

cockblockin notgetalottapuss

Someone who cock blocks, and yet doesn't get his own pussy.

cockblockin notgetalottapuss-you don't want to go near tyler he has AIDS on his toe.

girl-thats sick im out

Tyler-wtf you never get pussy besides your cat you cockblockin notgetalottapuss

by Jeffrey from michigan December 19, 2008

Subliminal cockblocking

The act of sending someone subconscious or subliminal messages which make that person not want to sleep with another person or individual.

"The way he disses every other guy in the room leads one to believe that he actually earned his B.S. in subliminal cockblocking."

or

"His texts always seem normal, but in reality they're just his way of subliminal cockblocking."

by Lawyergal83 October 20, 2011