cob

jack: hey wheres my cob mothafucka
Johny:i dont have it

jack:ima fuck u up
by realog12345 July 01, 2009
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Flem consisting of mucus and snot expelled from the mouth through first snorting back from the nose, clearing throat to conger said mucus, then spitting it out. Also known as a loogy.
Joel spit out a cob and i stepped into it.
by viciousk April 16, 2008
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To hold in access gas in your rear; to hold in a fart
by Fat_MikE February 21, 2004
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American slang, mechanical slang meaning of poor quality, or possibly like getting a cob in your corn hole.
Guy did a real cob-job on my transmission
by Amos April 10, 2004
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acronym for Crazy Old Bitch. Typically 65+, eats at restaurants alone and is really mean to the waitstaff. Drinks Merlot.

"HAHAHA, You got my favorite customer, the COB! Good luck!"

"So then I told her 'Have a great night' and she just looked at me and was like 'i dont have good nights.' what a COB!"
by northwestgirl86 December 30, 2008
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COB's

"did you see josh last night dude?"
"...Yeah he was doing COB's left and right!"
by Higher!thanlife August 06, 2010
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"He had a right cob on" -- translates: "He was in a bad mood"

This was current in the UK's working-class east London/surrounding counties around 1950s & 60s. I haven't heard it used for many years.

It was always used in the sense of the example. I never heard it used as a verb or adjective
by lexijohn September 22, 2013
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