cob

a slang word for money

jack: hey wheres my cob mothafucka
Johny:i dont have it

jack:ima fuck u up

by realog12345 July 1, 2009

cob

Flem consisting of mucus and snot expelled from the mouth through first snorting back from the nose, clearing throat to conger said mucus, then spitting it out. Also known as a loogy.

Joel spit out a cob and i stepped into it.

by viciousk April 15, 2008

Cob

To hold in access gas in your rear; to hold in a fart

I'm cobbing a fart right now

by Fat_MikE February 21, 2004

cob

American slang, mechanical slang meaning of poor quality, or possibly like getting a cob in your corn hole.

Guy did a real cob-job on my transmission

by Amos April 9, 2004

COB

acronym for Crazy Old Bitch. Typically 65+, eats at restaurants alone and is really mean to the waitstaff. Drinks Merlot.

"HAHAHA, You got my favorite customer, the COB! Good luck!"

"So then I told her 'Have a great night' and she just looked at me and was like 'i dont have good nights.' what a COB!"

by northwestgirl86 January 1, 2009

COB's

Coke (cocaine) off boners

"did you see josh last night dude?"
"...Yeah he was doing COB's left and right!"

by Higher!thanlife August 6, 2010

cob

Derivative of the word 'cobby', a cob is an individual who shares the idiosyncratic characteristics of the cobby, however, to a lesser extent than the actual cobby himself. Cobs often specialize in one certain aspect of stereotypical cobby behavior. The main difference between a cob and the traditional cobby though, is that a cob is not necessarily a burnout, though often times they can and are percieved to be.

Person A: Dude, Les Stroud isn't a real survivor man!

Person B: Why not dude?

Person A: The fuckin guy has a survival crew 50 yards away from him that he can call whenever he wants! He prolly camps in a trailer inbetween sets and maunches down on burgers and pizza when the camera's off.

Person B: Dude... what a cob!

by annonymous burnout October 21, 2008