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Cobblefuckhead

An absolute eggy shit who waddles instead of walking and looks like The Penguin from Batman.
Jeffree: Harvey is so dumb. And the way he waddles makes him look like he pissed himself
Bruce: IKR! He's such a cobblefuckhead
by Mr Brucey September 6, 2016
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Closet Cobbing

The act of eating corn on the cob whilst in a closet. People do this based on the common fear that eating corn on the cob in public is messing and embarrassing, especially when pieces of corn juice fly out of the corn and hit someone in the face. Therefore eating corn on the cob is best enjoyed when one is away from others, or in a closet.
"Man, I would eat this corn on the cob, but there are like all these hot chicks around. I might as well go closet cobbing!"
by the cobber o' closets August 23, 2009
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Cat cabob

Last night my man skewered my pussy with his cat cabob
by Indabutt April 22, 2017
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tuna noodle cobbler

A sexual act in which a woman with a yeast infection performs oral sex on a man who has just had unprotected vaginal intercourse with her.
Dude, I had tuna noodle cobbler last night.

Yeah, I can see it all over your face.
by Grubby Beans December 5, 2014
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cobibudgie

Like a normal budgie but this particular budgerigar has a seasonal feather change from blue to purple and vice versa. Although the feather change is seasonal, in moments of high tension the feather change can be somewhat erratic.
David: have you heard of the cobibudgie?
Nigel: yeah it goes from blue to purple to blue to purple.
David: what a fucking twat of a bird!
by gobifudge February 8, 2014
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cobo

A homeless person who lives and sleeps in their car. A portmanteau of the words car and hobo.

Often a reference to such a person being found at gym lots and other places where their presence is a noted nuisance.

Can be found in RVs, camper vans, SUVs, mini vans, and occasionally even sedans and coupes.
Man did you see that cobo emptying his piss jugs behind the bush over there? That whole area REEKS!

That whole gym parking lot is filled with cobos, they need to clean that place up!
by sentorious rex May 2, 2023
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Cobourg

A tiny town in Ontario. It has a beautiful beach and an amazing restaurant called JJ's. The high schools in Cobourg all have clicks. The preps all look the same and thinks getting wasted is the only way to have fun.

This small town is full of drama and hate. Everyone judges everyone. It's a real boring town to live in, but is great to visit.
Kate - There is nothing to do in Cobourg
Emma - OMG I know , lets go see a movie
Kate - I've seen all three movies in the theater already
Emma - Oh, wanna get drunk?
Kate - sounds good.
by xxxCITYGIRLxxx August 31, 2010
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