Crushing

1. When you start to like someone, but you are to shy to say it in front of him/her.

Hey, I think I'm crushing on that girl right there, she looks hot.

by DoctorDr December 14, 2016

Clashing Colours

Oddly organised knitting enthusiasts who play a little music in between purling sweaters. Twice voted Melbourne's Hottest New Scarfers by the Foster Chunder Association of Woolamaroo, the Clashing Colours are responsible for the designs of most of the away strips in the Australian Football League including the Paramatta Eels, Woogawooga Shielas and the Gosling Surfing Wrens.

The CC were formed in 2009 when a leftist boarder with one testicle grew tired of poking himself with a crotchet hook and decided to take up the bass. Mayhem soon followed and was taught, idiomatically, how to drum. Plenty of yarn and a piano were procured from a second-hand abo store in the blue mountains and, struth, the rest is history.

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G'day mate! Y 'right? I reckon my dingo's colder than a wallies nellie t'night. How'd ya like to pop out and see if Clashing Colours could weave me up a quick Gosling jumper to warm the frost off my wankle. While yer up give the finger to those poms across the road. Ta.

by gnostic 1 December 23, 2012

Butt Crushing

Verb

Having agressive anal sex without lubrication.

I heard Drew was butt crushing Emily at that party last night, that's why shes's walking funny today.

by HauckaFlocka/T-Pimpin March 2, 2011

Crushing the Dirt

When you insert Three or more fingers into your own anus and use them to stimulate the prostate while masturbating.

Alex: Bro where did you go last night, we were gonna get tacos?
John: dude I just got stuck Crushing the Dirt and couldn't make it.

by Prof Xander August 5, 2017

crushing raspberries

Eating raspberries in bed with your partner and starting such an intense sexual intercourse that you accidentally crush the raspberries without noticing it.

It causes red stains on the bed sheet which can look like period sex marks.

Oh, mate, we were crushing raspberries so intensly with my girlfriend last night that it ended up in my wank bank

by aerialdracula July 16, 2019

Glass crushing

To crush, gush, swoon or otherwise fall all over one's self for Ira Glass of This American Life.

Uh-oh, turn off the radio. She's Glass crushing again.

by snarfgarble April 4, 2013

Sleep Clashing

When you are tired but clash of clans is life.

Friend: sup bro what are you doing?

Me: nothing much just Sleep Clashing

by THEONLYHARDWAY March 19, 2019