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Cash For Clunkers

A government run program giving americans the ability to trade in a car and earn up to 4500$ on a new car. Do NOT go to the cash for clunkers website, cars.gov. Once you sign into this website, your computer BELONGS to the government. It states "This application provides access to DOT car system. When logged on to the car system, your computer is considered a federal computer system, and is the property of the US Government. Any or all uses of this system and all files on this system may be intercepted, monitored, recorded, copied, audited, inspected, and disclosed to authorized Cars, DOT, and Law Enforcement personell, as well as authorized officials of other agencies both domestic, and foreign." WARNING! Once you go onto this website, everything on your computer is theirs.
Jim: "This Cash for Clunkers program sounds really great. I need a new car and these people will give me a up to 4500$ on a new car"

*Jim goes onto cars.gov and gets into the program. Now, Jim's bank records, pictures, videos, emails are now fully available to these agencies. Jim's computer freedom is now completely tarnished, and anything that he does that seems suspicious, could cause his computer to be seized, and may even get him thrown in jail.
by yhmsdp00 August 11, 2009
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crunked

Fucked up on drugs, alcohol, etc. The way you are when you use these substances.
Hey guys, check it out, I'm all crunked up! I am ALL CRUNKED UP!
by Brenna July 4, 2004
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clanked

when dancing and a dudes balls clank together making an odd sound
I was so embarrassed last night while dancing with my lady friend I clanked!
by geex ( geek and sexy) November 17, 2010
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Clunkadunk

A particularly fat booty that has the tendency to shake up in down in it's fatty, fatness and is on the body of a homeless person.
That street corner hoe has a bad case of clunkadunk!
by The Real Cheese February 4, 2010
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Neck Chunked

To have a chunk bitten out of your neck by an elderly lady.
Connor: OH SHIT!
Paulo: Grandma just neck chunked that bitch.
by Cheddar Burrito April 18, 2010
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corona crunked

When you're quarantined for weeks and do nothing but eat pot brownies and drink wine til u pass out with your dog for 18 hours a day (and sometimes cook and forget you cooked).
Chi and Mavis are corona crunked by 11 am again after waking up to a pot brownie and bottle of wine.
by edstar77 March 20, 2020
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Clunker

if you call someone a clunker it is the worst insult you could ever through at someone.
1.It can mean a specy person,
2.a thick person,
3.someone who gets bullied and dosnt stand up for his self,
4.someone nobody likes
5.someone who shits out of stuff
6.if u beat someone in a game and they dont score a point.
1. "fuck off clunker"
2. " that grahams pure clunker"
3. " i think its sad for that clunker boy "
4. " Shut it ya clunker "
5. " u pure clunkered that "
6. " i just clunkered u "
by someone specially funny July 27, 2008
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