Lower Body Crumping

Humping so fast and coordinatedly that it looks like you're crumping using your lower half

Mary and her dance instructer were lower body crumping all night long, much to the dismay of her neighbours.

by knomas thight December 14, 2010

Clamping

First started in the civil war days when the older brothers and fathers were off to war. The younger brothers had to keep an eye on the other farms, tending to them and making sure the residents were taken care of. This got very boring, so they would bring their fathers stash of booze along.

Currently this tradition contiues by stuffing beers in your pockets, booze in a conceled bottle while urban hiking, is mostly used while camping in the woods or on the beach.

While Clamping me and my friends ran across a cabin in the woods where a man was breaking into the house so in our drunken stuper, we stomped his azz.

by Patrick MFing Stewart June 23, 2010

Clumping

Holding simultaneous clandestine sexual relationships with multiple undesirable and unattractive women.

He's been clumping a number of fatties lately

by The Reg September 18, 2007

Clumping

The act of "humping" in a "clump" of trees. Can be used in a broader sense to embody all acts of alfresco activities.

Me n the Misses went Clumping today

by Hesteroy1902 May 13, 2011

Clumping

the act of cumming on ones hand then slapping someone with the cum hand.

"what are you doin g?!??!"..."jacking off get out!"...."whats in your hand???""....*Clump!!!!*.. (the action of clumping)

by FunnyWhileClumping March 7, 2012

chumpling

1. A term used to describe little people. See also midget, elf or hobbit.

" Do the chumplings in Little People Big World have to ride in car seats? "

by chavez chavez February 7, 2010

clumpkin

Receiving a blowjob while playing call of duty.

Dude, Judy gave Matt an amazing clumpkin last night!

by iloveclumpkins69 October 29, 2009