suck my chops

To pour hot sauce over one's anus and lick it off.

"Jack sucked Mac's chops!"
Or
"Hey babe, wanna suck my chops?"

by _chaz March 1, 2016

Chopsticking

v. present participle: Any aggressive action using a straight arm and hand - where the elongated appendage resembles the tapered shape of a chopstick. This can take the form of chopping, poking, smacking, etc, particularly by someone not trained in the martial arts. (to chopstick, chopsticked)

The student received a detention for chopsticking the boy in front of him during a test.

by Sorensgun July 21, 2009

chopstickery

pertaining to your ability to use chopsticks well.

Did you see his mad chopstickery skillz?

by damina1 February 4, 2010

Chopstick up ass

The moment when your mom sticks a chopstick up your ass when you got an A- on your math test

Ah I got chopstick up ass

by The uwu meister March 8, 2019

cocoa chops

When your partner rims you and you leave them with anal discharge around their lips.

"Sorry love, I've given you cocoa chops. Go and clean up."

by Aussielon November 6, 2008

mississippi mutton chops

When an overweight man or woman deliberately refrains from wiping their ass, and sits on the face of a consenting or non-consenting individual, giving said individual the appearance of having long, shitty mutton-chop sideburns

Guy 1 (Submissive): Make sure you perch right, lest the middle of my face get covered in shit
Guy 2 (Dominant): Don't worry. I've done Mississippi Mutton Chops before

by redexplosion March 21, 2009

chopstache

A mustache with mutton chops minus the goatee. Also known as friendly mutton chops.

Dave once had a full beard and he shaved off his goatee, and now has a sweet chopstache.
Dude, when did you grow a chopstache?

by Katy and Chris December 9, 2008