Crobber

A person who, despite thinking otherwise, has no natural talent in any ground whatsoever.

"Can he rap?"
"Nah never he's a total crobber"

by yomanamesjoe April 14, 2010

Clober

A contraction of clean and sober. Used as a derogatory term to describe those that are too stupid to understand the difference between clean OR sober and the fact that they are not interchangeable but rather each is a distinct term used by unaffiliated programs.

This anda is clober!

by Dewe March 3, 2019

Cwobbers

A crazy, anarchist, alcoholic, two-steppin', shocker giving, Buckfast drinking, wetroom loving, semi-aquatic, Cornish male named Rob who loves long walks on the beach.

"Hey look that Cwobbers is out of control!"

"Hold on tight Cwobbers is in the house."

by Cocaine Clayton January 23, 2014

strip clubber

A male or female who is addicted to strip clubs and strippers.

The strip clubber frequents strip clubs at least once every two weeks or more and is armed with a wallet full of twenty dollar bills and one dollar bills for tipping the strippers and for lap dances.

by Cynthia M. Davis April 17, 2007

clobberwhopped

To put an absolute punishing on a woman's vagina. Or to lose three straight games in Madden by a score of more than 21 points

"I clobberwhopped Sherry last night."
"Did you hear Grant got clobberwhopped by Pat in Madden last night?" "Yeah Grant's awful at Madden."

by PD&KS October 11, 2007

Clobbered

Beaten decisively. When applied to a person, it usually refers to a fistfight. Inanimate objects that have been clobbered are unlikely to be repairable.

Synonyms: thrashed, beaten, smashed, destroyed

Urbandictionary.com's reputation is being clobbered by bad definitions.

by rosignol May 17, 2005

Clabbers

A humongous ass. An ass that looks far too big for its body. So awkward.

"Wow, look at the Clabbers on that guy!"
"Yea, that's a shame..."

by Michelle M. March 3, 2009