anal climber

Definition of a (wo)man who thinks sucksass is the same as success.

He should be fired for incompetence but he's the companies top anal climber.

by garoonie September 10, 2018

Fence climber

Someone who pretends to be competent in a field or specialty without any actual qualifications or ability

Beatrice started an online cooking class even though she had no talent in the kitchen. What a fence climber!

by Center Right Brett August 8, 2022

Mountain Climber

When one guy stands at attention with his dong hanging out while another guy makes the mountain climber pose. The mountain climber then grabs the guy's dong and pulls like he's grabbing a rope to make his way up Mt. Everest. The guy getting pulled must then yodel for the climber to stop once it becomes too painful.

Me and my buddy saw Cliffhanger the other night and decided to do the mountain climber.

by Bubbabobobbrain August 17, 2008

Tree-Climber

One who scales heights to gain a vatage point for spying on children.

You have to let me know if you are a Tree-Climber in my neighbourhood.

by 2100magevice February 11, 2019

Successful Climber

A person that succeeds in 'climbing' from a lower social class to a higher one, by way of marriage

After Suzy had become a successful climber, she refused to eat at Red Lobster & Olive Garden

by catfight12 January 13, 2009

Mountain Climber

When you take a shit, and it hangs from an undigested hair that hangs from your asshole.

My shit was a Mountain Climber

by BradKtulu May 28, 2010

Curtain Climber

One who climbs curtains of all shape, size, and material while effortlessly owning noobs in any way shape or form.

Ninja's on the ninja obsticle course are one example of curtain climbers.

by Charlie Hartnett February 24, 2008