Honesty Caption

A caption for a photo posted on social media that is characterized by honest and/or sincere expression, as opposed to attempts at cleverness and/or witticism. Invented by Canadian world traveler Laya Polowin circa 2015.

Caption: this is a picture of me sitting on my bed because I look good. Also, I’m bored.

Me: that is a true honesty caption.

by Kim Jong Uno January 3, 2018

clapatitus

a word used to describe a womans condition who has lived as a cumshot rubbish tip for the locals. this disease is generally formed by associating with boongs and wiggers.

that skank has copped a hell dose of clapatitus. probably roots boongs.

by uncle fitzroy August 5, 2008

Cacation

Constantly having to go to the restroom multiple times a day to do the #2 almost/throughout the entire week.

Dear diary: I don't know why, but last week, I was on cacation. It was so annoying having to constantly hold it in when there wasn't a restroom nearby. Feeling it in my butt was so wrong.

by Happy(Aye, Sir!) December 10, 2012

Clamcation

When your on a permanent vacation because you don't work.

The act of someone who shows up for work and does nothing all day

Im in such a vacation mode I feel like I'm on a Clamcation

Jason is always on Clamcation, no matter what he's asked to do nothing ever gets gone.

"Can you follow up on this for me?"

"F that I'm on a Clamcation"

by Drgn August 31, 2013

cravation

an illness due to craving something so bad such as food, which leads to possible death.

yeah, my friend died of cravation. she wanted candy so bad

by lakewfe June 27, 2018

Clapaling

When your vagina claps really loud

Rona walked and her flaps were clapaling

by Tillym August 24, 2022

Claudation

A corny but cool name to say to a person named Claudia.

B: Hey Claudation!
C: What.

by DubHax February 16, 2023