The Clamp

What one would call going to the gynocologist and having a papsmear done.

The other day I went to the gyno and got the clamp.

by Kelly Huckaby January 22, 2006

Muffler Clamp

While having anal sex with a woman, asking her to tighten her sphincter muscles as you come.

Damn my dick is sore, I shouldn't have had that chick put the muffler clamp on last night.

by Dunk Funkelman April 22, 2008

Señor Clamp

a suave son of a bitch who loves to hang out in womens' pants.

Señor: aaaaaaaa Señorita have you ever been clamped before......

Woman: *squelch* oooooooo Señor Clamp

by GCJL January 13, 2009

Champ Clamp

When you get a clamp and make it clamp down on your dick. It is one of the best sexual pleasure any human can experience. You will instantly climax if done correctly.

"last night I champ clamped and it was fucking epic"

by Bailey Brown lover March 25, 2019

C-Clamp

For gay males: A man places his penis against another man's penis and has either party or a third party hold their hand in the form of a 'C' and jerk off both male organs simultaneously.

I walked in on my gay brother c-clamping his buddy and I left the room before I could find out who busted first.

by justiz33 June 16, 2010

bare arse clamp

The act of clamping your naked arse cheeks on a sleeping friend or strangers nose, in order to fart up their nose hole to achieve maximum devestation.

Last night lord spiffington crept into my chambers bollock naked and bare arse clamped me while i slumbered. he had a wicked case of firehole after the madras we had that evening leaving me looking like a burns victim.

by i shag jaimie March 5, 2010

C-Clamp

a sexual fingering techneque. the index and middle fingers are out, and curved. so is the thumb. they are curved to make a "C shape." the thumb is placed in the vagina, the index and middle fingers are placed in the anus. after insertion, much pressure is applied.

I C-Clamped my bitch so hard that she waddled the next day.

by BOWURZ April 8, 2005