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New England Clam Bake

Insert New England clam chowder up your partners ass and then shove your cock in and blow a load, then felch the contents
She wouldnt cook me dinner so I made her a New england Clam Bake
by jb279 March 6, 2009
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New England Clam Bake

Farting in the shower to create a steamy pile of stench that is generally worse smelling than any other type of fart. Particularly effective when a significant other is present for humor and sufferage.
"Missy and I took a shower together after she kept on asking me to, so I had to pull a New England Clam Bake to make sure we never shower again!"
by Giddy55 February 7, 2007
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Baby Clam Bake

A perverted pedophile's dream, a large gathering of young girls such as a sleepover or recess at school.
June, a very sick man, went to the playground to experience a baby clam bake.
by hdfghdjgfjsd January 18, 2008
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Twice Baked Clam

When a fart goes up your vagina. Like a secondhand pussy fart.
I can't sit back without fear of a twice baked clam.
by Saint Penisburg October 1, 2015
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Boston Baked Clam

a sexual position in where a male squats with his arms out in front. a female is positioned underneath the man, lickin ass, a.k.a. tossin the salad
Jane was giving Bill a boston baked clam last night when he farted.
by CockWild November 25, 2009
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clam bake

The act of smoking weed through one’s vagina.
Brittany and I are planning on celebrating 4/20 with a good old-fashioned clam bake!
by elgooGcM May 15, 2018
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Clam Bake

A group of lesbians having sex in a sauna.
That was the best clam bake of my life last night.

Hey do you want to join in on a clam bake with Sarah and I?
by trevskies August 2, 2012
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