clagnut

A small faecal / pubic encrusted pellet. May cause excessive ding-ratching and give the impression that you've scruffed your bracks.

It was a most stubborn clagnut that resulted in crayoning Brian's underpants with a distinctive earthy hew.

by Snoutman January 9, 2004

clagnuts

small spherical lumps of matted faeces and arse hair, sometimes dangling on s single strand from the anus.

sheesh, just got back from having a particularly nasty "number two", gonna have clagnuts for sure.

by woodpidgeon September 19, 2003

Clagnuts

Small lumps of shit that stick to your arse pubes.

I nearly tore myself a new one trying to get those clagnuts off my arse

by sNoWy1998 July 23, 2008

Clagtail

A word used for someone who has taken a dump and not wiped there anus

I had a clagtail, until i wiped

by Jim willy November 19, 2009

claggy-in-the-waggy

The unfortunate situation, usually a result of poor or hasty wiping, of having dried poo entangled in the gooch pubic hair.

"Oh man, I rushed that poo and now I've got claggy-in-the-waggy."

by Laddd June 19, 2009

Clagnar

A bloody gay retard flemish

Man "I ran over ur corner"
Other Man "U clagnar!"

by Malcom the shark April 2, 2008

clagnut

A small piece of faeces or shit that has dried, hardened and adheded to pubic hair around the anus. See also dangleberry. Can also be used as an insult.

I can seldom dislodge a clagnut without also removing several pubes.

by Dan Fox June 19, 2003