Civic

A car for people afraid of going *real* speeds (excess of 150mph). For contrapositive, see BMW.

"OMFG, would you please just *carry* that Civic piece of sh*t, it would be faster!"

by stockbimma March 14, 2004

civic

"Rice rocket" Peace of sh*t car that skinny white boys use to empress his friends.

Yo man check out my ride... a Mustang rolles by and dies laughing... check out that rice rocket man what a joke kids these days have no idea what real muscle is.

by Windle August 8, 2004

civic

a lightweight car that is usually hated on because of its quickess with an engine swap.

queers in v8 cars often get beat by the civic with a 4 cylinder, but when they actually do beat the civic they laugh, even though their engine is twice the cylinders, and almost three times the displacement

<fag> hi i have a camaro/mustang/firebird/DSM(im gay) & i have a mullet and am gay. please dont beat my car or i will have to get mean and try to beat you up.

by VTEC owns you all December 17, 2003

Civic

Slang for a any small underpowered car that has a detrimental effect on traffic patterns due to the limitations of the vehicle.
see Chicken Chaser

There's two kind of cars: Those with eight or more cylinders and civics.

by JackieCollins November 5, 2007

civic

Fruitiest cars made by Honda, usually driven around by POS white boys and little egg rolled asians

Damn Dude I smoked that dumb asians car with my 'Stang

by RaLpH March 9, 2004

Civic

A car that is really meant to just get people from point A to B. Yet, there are some people out there that see a "hidden" performance package. Regardless if it's a type R or type SIR, it's still a torqueless car. Some people actually spend 5 thousand on a old pos civic, then spend another 10-20 grand on the car to make it look "cool" and "fast" when in reality, they could have just spent that money on a real car, saved the money and moved out from living in their parents basement.

Bill: Daym check out Eric in his civic, he spent 5gs on that turbo alone and another 7 on that type R engine!
Bob: Really, where does he live?
Bill: With his parents but still he got a dope ass car..
Bob:Actually my Evolution 8 could whip his ass *cell rings* Oh daym my girl's at my house naked gotta go!

by Andrew May 7, 2004

Civic

a word to substitute "shit" or "crap"

hey u piece of Civic!!

by davis October 6, 2004