by borborygmus September 23, 2013
Get the cicatrix mug.Cicada is a multi-powder, ground from the finest Milo beans from the forests of Bangalore. It is available in all good Supermarkets, Service Stations and Coffee making facilities.
Cicada now comes with 50% more taste, half the calories and twice the fun! Thats right, 2 times more fun. Our dedicated scientific team has poured their time and effort to bringing you the most delicious Milo Beans in their most natural state, via 15 separate processing steps. You needn't worry about that though, just sit back and let the party in your mouth begin with Cicada.
Cicada, due to it's immense popularity has become a cheap addiction of many members of society, with the Cicada Research Development Team (CRDT)TM attempting to increase it's addictive properties but up to 66% in the near future.
Deemed by some as a 'miracle drug', Cicada can:
- increases shoe size for men, and decreases it for women
- attack cellulite
- assists you with getting an erection (males mainly), whilst being a cheaper alternative to viagra
- improves dexterity for quicker sms replies
- reduce Telstra txts to half a cent
- can assist with poker skills, fraud and using clown suits
- reduces heartburn whilst increasing ur attractiveness by 46%
- pumps enough blood to both your head and your penis (males mainly)
- increases ur pickup lines success rate by 134%
- gets red wine out of white shirts, or lipstick
- answers the door to annoying Jehovah’s witnesses for you!
- be used as an alternative for petrol
With the assistance of fair trade policies, globalisation and panda bears, Cicada is looking to expand it's operations worldwide within the next 8 to 12 days
Cicada now comes with 50% more taste, half the calories and twice the fun! Thats right, 2 times more fun. Our dedicated scientific team has poured their time and effort to bringing you the most delicious Milo Beans in their most natural state, via 15 separate processing steps. You needn't worry about that though, just sit back and let the party in your mouth begin with Cicada.
Cicada, due to it's immense popularity has become a cheap addiction of many members of society, with the Cicada Research Development Team (CRDT)TM attempting to increase it's addictive properties but up to 66% in the near future.
Deemed by some as a 'miracle drug', Cicada can:
- increases shoe size for men, and decreases it for women
- attack cellulite
- assists you with getting an erection (males mainly), whilst being a cheaper alternative to viagra
- improves dexterity for quicker sms replies
- reduce Telstra txts to half a cent
- can assist with poker skills, fraud and using clown suits
- reduces heartburn whilst increasing ur attractiveness by 46%
- pumps enough blood to both your head and your penis (males mainly)
- increases ur pickup lines success rate by 134%
- gets red wine out of white shirts, or lipstick
- answers the door to annoying Jehovah’s witnesses for you!
- be used as an alternative for petrol
With the assistance of fair trade policies, globalisation and panda bears, Cicada is looking to expand it's operations worldwide within the next 8 to 12 days
by Dark Electric June 2, 2008
Get the Cicada mug.An anime trope in which the dominant participant (usually seductively or in a flirtatious manner) corners another against the wall. There are several poses associated with this maneuver but the most noteworthy is the dominant participant using all four limbs to cling to perpendicular walls of which their target resides in the corner of. Its pretty crazy to look at and is regarded for its ridiculousness.
by n7shep February 19, 2015
Get the cicada block mug.1)A cicciolina is a busty woman.
2)THE Cicciolina is a former singer/porn star who became a huge celebrity in Italy
2)THE Cicciolina is a former singer/porn star who became a huge celebrity in Italy
by JeffZhang May 17, 2005
Get the cicciolina mug.Not slow, but not as quick as others. Taking a bit more time to react to things. People who answer with ".................." a lot on MSN. People who often behave like they are very tired.
"Err, dude! That car's driving at cici-speed!"
"I'm not slow, I'm just working at cici-speed."
"You still don't get that?! Are you at cici-speed today, or what?!"
"I'm not slow, I'm just working at cici-speed."
"You still don't get that?! Are you at cici-speed today, or what?!"
by cicispeed June 17, 2008
Get the cici-speed mug.a really short hyper always happy girl!
she sometimes looks like snooki and she loves to be loud!
almost everyone loves her and she has really dark eyes and light brown hair! she is know to be good at revenge.
and she is expected to acheave her goals and dreams!
and there always easy to love there just so lovable!
she sometimes looks like snooki and she loves to be loud!
almost everyone loves her and she has really dark eyes and light brown hair! she is know to be good at revenge.
and she is expected to acheave her goals and dreams!
and there always easy to love there just so lovable!
by ladycapricontheunicorn:D August 22, 2011
Get the cici mug.A good sized suburb of Chicago, IL. Many killer gangs. Corrupt police and officials. Al Capone ran this town in his heyday
We're going down to Cicero for a Ki'.
by Don Apollo April 22, 2006
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