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champing at the bit 

Being so stupidly excited about something that you grind your teeth, like a racehorse does when being ridden.
"I'm champing at the bit for this party."
"I thought the phrase was 'chomping at the bit'."
"It's not. You're an idiot."

champing out 

The ability for one person to have sex with another person for an extremely long period of time while making a lot of noise.
Dude, Nick was need do with his girl last night champing out.
champing out by the ham October 25, 2005

Crumping 

Verb: As opposed to the form of dance spelled with a K, crumping is the act of putting your hands in your pockets and grabbing someone through your pants. Additional points are given for rhyming by way of crumping someones rump, jumping into a crump, or crumping Donald Trump.
I'm gonna crump Denise right now.
*puts hands in pockets, grabs denise*
Denise: WHAT THE HELL!?
Me: You've been crumped. I love crumping.
Crumping by rumpcrump3000 March 15, 2011

clumping 

1. To have sex with a woman while wearing a clown costume.
2. A group of men, dressed up as clowns, arriving in a small car and running a train on one woman.
1. After a night of drinking, he would often end up clumping Ms. Sherman while eating a fried fish.
2. Yo, let's go clump that bitch.
clumping by American, African December 17, 2007
The act of having more than three naked people stack on top of eachother and have sex.
Im cumping now ill have to call you back.
Cumping by J.T. Rita March 19, 2009

chumming 

The act of dragging one's naked arse accross a floor using only one's arms to move forward. Much like a dog does when it has worms
I did a bit of chumming on Rick's floor last night, picked up a few splinters along the way.
chumming by NB1 July 16, 2007