Limps around & chokes things aside

a way to walk with attitude and with a staggered gait. the way an employer of prostitutes walks around collecting money from his employees, while grabbing at his genitalia and shifting it to one side or the other of his lowered jeans. this happens most when the belt, worn low around the gluteus maximus, interferes with the employer's junk.

"A pimp during business time limps around & chokes things aside while talking bananas." -tomek aka double u thomas

by Erinn Hale January 26, 2006

poop chutes and bladders

poop chutes and bladders is the adult version of the kids game chutes and ladders but in the adult version you take turns poopin and peein on yourself

my friend asked me if i wanted to play a round of poop chutes and bladders to which i declined as im not into poopin or peein on myself

by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 6, 2009

Chikes

Chavs on bikes 🚲 (Chikeys)
Spotty hoodie wearing teenagers riding mountain bikes causing havoc.

Them fucking little Chikeshas just rode off with my jacket.

by Tony boloni February 2, 2018

Ohio Chokeslam

When one wraps his Monster Meat around their partner's throat and then does a gainer onto the bed and slams their head into the footboard of the bed.

If you don't shut up, I will do the Ohio chokeslam on you.

by Phatcockandnutsmaybe May 21, 2020

Chudes

A chav (somone who thinks they rule all humanity) crossed with a gumpus that thinks they're rude and hard. They're probably not. A female chude will probably be wearing heavy eyeliner, a scowl and carry a burbury handbag. A male will have a TN cap on, be standing outside shopping centres and shouting abuse. They usually hang in big packs. It's for protection, in case a REAL rude comes along and starts talking to them. This would scare them and they would run away and hide. If you or someone you love has been in contact with a chude, don't worry. They are losers.

Chude:Haha! That girl is wearing no eyeliner. Ha! What a chav
Real rude:Hey what you doing?
Chude: Er...Nothing. (scurries away.)
Rude: Oh! I just met a chude.

by Tiffin May 15, 2005

chokesturbation

auto-erotic asphyxiation while masturbating

David Carridine's death is a clear case of chokesturbation gone wrong.

by Randy Watson 2 June 5, 2009

Chicago Chokesox fans

A bitter, vengeful baseball fan consumed by their own rage over the decline of their 2005 championship team to mediocrity

Worldsirius, Shysocks, Melodal2, Angryhippie, Hoodafakowie, Base Balls 1-27, etc. are all Chicago Chokesox fans

by Donald Meyers September 21, 2008