Chapstick dick

very simply, a small penis no larger than a tube of chapstick.

my friend cindy keeps complaining to me about her boyfriends little chapstick dick.....

by mgeniusg August 23, 2006

chopstick

An Asian Man's weapon of mass destruction

Guy 1: Bro I heard that the Viet Congs used chopsticks to assassinate people!
Guy 2: Wait what?! How?
Guy 1: They shoved the chopsticks up their asses

by SomeAsianGuyWannabe April 22, 2020

Lodged Chopsticks

Lodged Chopsticks- When a person is asian and anal retentive about something (which most asians are) one might say that have a bad case of "lodged chopsticks" up their ass.

Hey Timmy, Did you see Serena today? She has a euro test and is bitching at everyone. She must have lodged chopsticks up her ass.

by Susie Red December 24, 2006

chubstitute

A combination of chubby and substitute, used in reference to a drunken obese female with whom a man copulates when he is down on his luck.

Timothy struck out with Sally, so he settled for a chubstitute.

by imab9k9 March 4, 2004

jedi chopstick master

someone who is asian and eats with chopsticks very fast

lemme have chicken and broc...whoop (asian ate the broccoli faster than a speeding bullet with his chopsticks)

woah he's like a jedi chopstick master...which was coined by andrew

by darejar March 9, 2008

j-flo chapstick

a term used for the act of ejaculating onto a womans lips and rubbing the seman on the lips with the tip of the penis like chapstick.

last night i gave liz a j-flo chapstick she loved it

by j-flo himself April 3, 2009

Chubsteak

1. slang for male genetalia
2. a satisfying blow job for both parties
2. a thick sandwich that someone is eating

if you say that again, you shall face my mighty, towering chubsteak!

by JoDW March 6, 2010