Christis

A life crisis when you're completely out of options and turn to a religious figure to solve all your problems.

Dude, Jeff's back was against the wall and he converted. He totally had a complete Christis!

by OED BEAST August 19, 2010

Christians

As a Christian, I have always believed that I am better than no one else, that everyone, including me, is a sinner, that I am far, far, far from perfect, and that we should love everyone as our brothers and sisters. Someone said that 90% of Christians are sinners, but in reality, EVERYONE is a sinner. It's HUMAN NATURE. I have always tried to not have a "holier-than-thou" attitude, and I try to be a kind person to everyone, Christian or not, and I never force my beliefs on anyone. A lot of non-Christians have a stereo-type that Christians are these weird breast-beating, self righteous people, but those people are just the people who think they are Christians and they do negative things, so of course the media is going to portray Christians in a negative way, since the media is so secular these days. I try to go against the stereotype that Christians have a holier-than-thou attitude by treating others with the respect they deserve. Oh yeah,
CHRISTIANITY IS NOT A CULT. At least, not in the negative sense of the word.

I try to be a kind, non-agressive person to show others that non-Christians are not the way the media portrays them to be.

by George Woodard August 14, 2006

christians

A well-intentioned group of people that somehow manages to spew hateful propaganda and promote unfair laws at every chance.

I don't know how the gay marriage ban will ever pass unless the Christians go out and vote for it.

by Roz McClure January 21, 2004

lukewarm christians

people who say they are christians and try to cram it down other peoples throats but cannot live up to the bibles commandments

lukewarm christians are "christians" who are divorced (adultery), living in sin (adultery), cheats on their wives with gay lovers (family values politicians), drinks and dances (an ultimate sin for the baptist slanters), goes to strip clubs, votes republican, who gossips and gives people nasty glares b/c they are judgemental like their version of God, who is a bigoted racist, sexist, anti-everybody-different-than-themselves, sadistic asshole or cunt, and very largely from Texas. They love to make their beliefs the laws of the land, that is, the ones they pick and choose conveniently to suit their sinful lifestyles.

by notgoingtohelllikechristians October 9, 2009

Christians

A person who follows the religion of christianity. Contrary to popular belief, not all Christians try to shove their religion down your throat. Christians do sin, but the point isn't to be perfect. The Christians that do this ,however, cast a bad light on all other Christians. They make other people see them as ignorant, close-minded, etc. etc.

Christian 1: Christians don't sin! We are better than everyone else! We know that our religion is better than everyone else's.

Christian 2: You ignorant pig, please shut your mouth because you are obviously very clueless and don't know what's going on in the world. We are suppose to not pass judgement on anyway else because it isn't our place. Christians are suppose to accept EVERYONE.

by ME. I'm a person. Not a robot. April 4, 2013

christini

Christini is a girl who cares and will always be there for you when you need her. She may not know what to do or say, but she is always there to lend an ear. Amazing cheekbones, the cutest smile and is loved by many. Girls wanna be with her, Boys also wanna be with her, She's totally a hottie! She may be the saddest person you'll ever meet but she never shows. She puts other people's problems above hers. She is quiet when she gets jealous or even when she is angry. She is someone you want to be friends with. Wild, passionate, loving. is absolutely great at sports! You never want to miss seeing her take action during game day. They say eyes are window of the soul, but just seeing Christini in person makes ur heart goes BOOM boooMM... The real deal man

girl: Wow that girl is a total hottie!

boy: she sure is!

girl: and greattt at sports too omg!!!
boy: she is a total christini!!

by lalalaldiala April 22, 2018

christians

I suppose there is more than one type of christian, but to the point there is a nice type of christian in my eyes a nice christian (like myself) is someone hat follows christ and believes in god...they and i are perfectly normal people and we stand for whats right, i am a normal down to earth christian i do most things that everyone else does i dont have a problem with violence or anything like that.

I can honestly say i went down the first page giving every definition a thumbs down EVERY SINGLE view was a stereotype, or a bare-faced lie because you people think you see 1 person you don't like so therefore anyone that follows the same religion is the same, you assume things...

no example needed for this definition of christians

by Ethan Day June 2, 2007