choppin' the wood

Choppin' the wood is a term for masturbation in which the masturbator get blisters on his hand from doing it too hard.

I was choppin' the wood last night and I got a giant blister in the middle of my hand.

by 2nd Seal September 9, 2003

Chopping

Also many times known as choppin. This is a term for hitting on a girl. Most times one asks their friend if they are chopping by yelling ( Friends name) you be choppin? Another method used to prevent the one being chopped on from hearing the question is to make karate chop motions up and down many times quickly in the air with both hands.

Looks like John over there is chopping on that hot red head in the white dress.

or

Hey Mike you be chopping on that girl cause if not I am moving in.

by Dan nad and adn nad nda November 13, 2010

choppin'

to be chillin' and waiting to do something

We were straight up choppin' while the blunt was being rolled.

by J. Gibbs September 29, 2008

Choping

The act of using a phone or camera to take a picture up a females skirt.

Christopher enjoyed the frill of Choping females in the Houses of Parliament

by DominicCummings June 17, 2018

Choosing Beggar

A Person who wants something from you and pays less Example is below.

Choosing Beggar ( CB )
Person ( M )

CB: Can I get your cool art?
M: Sure which package
CB: Ummm, I would like premium!
M: Sure that would be 152 dollars!
CB: How about 10 dollars?
M: No, this art isn't free Ma'am this is the premium package.
CB: 15 dollars final offer
M: no
CB: I know people I will post the art on my profile and people will buy more
M: ( Checks Followers, sees there is 0 followers. )
M: Let me get this straight you want a premium art package for 15 dollars when the material is 150 dollars and the shipping fee is 2 dollars, claiming you have a lot of followers saying that people will buy more when you have 0 followers? Alright choosing beggar.
CB: No, I have 1000M followers!
M: You have 0
CB: Fuck you I know people and I'm rich!
M: Then why the fuck do you pay the premium package for 15 dollars?
CB: Fuck you! You just lost a good deal bud your business will never succeed.
M: ( 5 years later ) Ah yes, over 5 million dollars, in my purse; and I'm the richest person in the world. | : )

by DefinitionHelper October 27, 2020

Choppin' Blades

Verb. To drive a vehicle with oversized rims and low profile tires.

Peep out my new whip. I be choppin' blades like a samurai.

by Rico from da "D" November 28, 2005

choppin

-the act of being lazy; knowing you have to get up and do something productive with your day, but you would rather sit on the couch and text and watch the history channel and look at facebook.

Jordan, you're choppin hella hard today, let's go play golf or something.

by cgp24 September 21, 2009