Chocolate Pudding Factory

This is a synonym for an anus which is experiencing problems with producing solid stools (likely due to over-consumption of Yeo Valley yoghurt) and is producing faecal matter that looks more like a melt-in-the-middle chocolate pudding than a healthy poo.

If you were to have sex with a Chocolate Pudding Factory you would end up with your penis looking like a chocolate pudding, hence the name. If you engaged in pegging with a Chocolate Pudding Factory you would likely end up with a Peg 'n' Pud.

"Wow, I think I must have eaten something funny. I have a stomach ache and I've got loads of gas emanating from my chocolate pudding factory!"

by Azbo The Great! March 10, 2017

THE CHOCOLATE TRAMP STAMP

After pulling your dick out from doing anal sex. The fecal matter left on the tip of your dick is quickly squeegee off and than smacked on the tramp stamp leaving the chocolate tramp stamp.

Joe made an example of that bitch and gave her the chocolate tramp stamp.

Did you leave a chocolate tramp stamp on that 5 star bitch?

by WASTE DEEP November 21, 2018

Double Chocolate Surprise

A sex position in which two males try to shit in a woman/mans mouth.

Jared, Andrew and Charlie all were excited, they just found out about a new sex move called "Double Chocolate Surprise".

by HyperTobaYT April 6, 2021

Boston Hot Chocolate

When one fills their own hand with hot, smelly, chunky diarrhea, and slaps someone else in the face with it.

Caroline was totally out of control, so Chris served her up a Boston Hot Chocolate.

by Dog cock December 31, 2022

Chocolate Hotdog

Yet another name for the urinal turd in South Park

Because one of you thought it would be a good idea to pull down your pants, ok, hover your butt cheeks over the urinal and squeeze out a chocolate hotdog, ok.

by Willba October 29, 2006

Chocolate Gauntlet

The chocolate gauntlet is the aisle in a shop which the queue runs through, it is normally stocked with chocolate bars, sweets, condoms and other impulse items. So it is almost impossible to run the chocolate gauntlet without being tempted to buy something.

Steve only went in to buy milk but had to run the chocolate gauntlet, and ended up buying spending all of his beer money.

by pigaloo December 15, 2009

dollar chocolate turnover

Slang term for a streetwalker in the Waterloo/Arlington area of Akron, Ohio. The nickname spread after a local fast food restaurant advertised a $1 chocolate turnover on their signage. One in particular, a reportedly transgendered person known as Darrina, patrols the area on her red hoveround mobility device.

Gunther had one of those dollar chocolate turnovers from in front of Arby's last night. He's lucky she didn't roll his ass and take his rental car.

by Captain Shocker February 26, 2011