Choof and Guff

A term used to describe the act of smoking marijuana while demonstrating trivial, often-comedic humor. Used primarily in a lighthearted way to convey hilarity. (Smoking marijuana is not a necessary precursor.)

Hey, friends! It's time to choof and guff while playing video games with our friends on the internet!

by TheDrewBlue November 30, 2022

Choof-a-doodle-doo

The act of smoking directly after you wake up. (See: wake and bake)

Fiend 1 (@ 11 am): Are you tryna chong it out?
Fiend 2: Na, dawg. I choof-a-doodle-dooed when I woke up earlier.

by Im IN Faze Clan 101 June 9, 2017

choof den

term that faggots use when they see their friend has a vape and they want a choof

Ehh "Choof den" lad. (what they say to someone they want a choof of someones vape

by 89dollaz May 18, 2021

Choof Dog

King of the durry heads. If there is one thing he can do, it’s smoke a cigarette

Who does he think he is? Choof Dog?

by Vin84 July 3, 2021

Choof horde

A choof horde is essentially a group of people who are addicted to nicotine or also known as ‘vaping’ you can find them situated outside of a bathroom or basically anywhere near someone who possesses a vape

Da hoons - boy do I love strawberry watermelon! You can’t go wrong!

Norbit - QUICK!!! hide you vape! The choof horde is coming!

Nav - classic choof horde! Always being feins

by Carrot pofter May 7, 2022

Choof Stick

A slang term for an electronic cigarette/vape.

"Anyone got some choof sticks?"

by dragonqueen9 July 2, 2023

Choochang

Cannabis, but the kind you have to go on a journey for. Either to a spot for the sesh to go down or a trek to the plugs house.

Come on man we got nothing to smoke, we gotta go visit the wizard to get some choochang.

by Treemandalf December 27, 2022