chobism

When your penis is wider then longer

Omg! You are affected by Chobism

by BAR2341 March 1, 2007

chobeface.

a complete and utter douchebag or tool with a small and stumpy penis. he often thinks he's a lady killer when really he's just a complete and utter douchebag or tool with a small and stumpy penis.

oh my god, Ben is such a chobeface.

by The Long Dick Of The Law. July 9, 2011

Chozesbar

A extremely funny person

Bunk bed man is a chozesbar

by bunk bed man October 14, 2019

Human Cholesterol

Stationary masses of persons who, either voluntarily or involuntarily block passage of others in a confined space such as aisles, hallways, staircases etc.

IE:"This human cholesterol is frustrating."
IE: "The stairs have human cholesterol, take the elevator."

by Netah March 23, 2008

The Chodesman

The lamest superhero of all time. He possesses the powers of the chode. He can only make his opponents somewhat sweaty with prolonged exposure to his "chode ray". He is known to make change for people at bus stops and save retarded kittens from trees when the fire department is too busy eating chili and such. He has been stabbed 17 times.

Citizen: "I'm being robbed, help!"

The Chodesman: "Have no fear, The Chodesman is here!"

Citizen: "Oh, it's The Chodesman." "Can you go find a parking enforcement officer or a small boy scout to help me Chodesman?"

The Chodesman: "I will help you citizen, unhand her you fiendish fiend!"

Robber: "I fear you not Chodesman." (Casually stabs The Chodesman in the kidney, robs and rapes woman, leaves)

by Meatspin Mike October 8, 2011

pull a chowes

to snog over 10 people at a party

I was at this house party last night, did you see dave pull a chowes

by mooksmorgan August 17, 2014

Chobe

A cock wider than it is long

Barry has a chobe

by bates June 27, 2003