choad lover

Choad being a short fat stubby weiner usually fatter than it is long.

Choad lover is one who just can't get enough choads.

Sandy really gets down on those short fatty weins. She's a real Choad Lover.

by Channing Tatunm Penis October 5, 2013

chafupa

A particular type of fupa that results from excessive Taco Bell consumption. Unlike most fupas, a chafupa is typically seen as a positive attribute, as it indicates that the person both has good taste and will be very low-maintenance in a dating context.

Friend 1: "Ew, what a large fupa! I automatically dislike that person."
Friend 2: "Oh, no, that's Sean. He eats every meal at Taco Bell, so it's actually a chafupa."
Friend 1: "Oh! Well that is quite impressive, and I believe I would like to date him."

by Constance Hernández April 26, 2014

choad rocket

The definiton of choad rocket consists of a choad that unloads the tank after a long amount of time of waiting to unload on his bitch

Yo dawg did you hear Jaboris released his choad rocket on his side ting!

by Twas the night before nigmas March 5, 2019

dough choad

A douchebag or tool with a lot of money who tends to be popular with the ladies for just that reason.

Some dough choad was at the club last night throwing money around and stealing all the action.

by Fancypants2 December 15, 2008

chafed

1. Occurs when the ass cheek buns rub together causing severe friction burn to the inner bum region. Usually occurs when crack is sweating and dries up very fast. A red burning sensation is felt.

2. Occurs when the ball bag rubs gainst the inner thigh causing the same red burning sensation mentioned above.

NOTE: Never put GoldBond powder on a chafed area. This will cause intense burning and make you what to rip your balls off.

I was fucking running hard from the cops last night but I got so chafed I had to run bow-legged and they caught me. SHHHIET!

by bt February 20, 2003

choadem pole

a choad painted with the faces of choad gods

that fucker has a choadem pole

by Dan M. May 1, 2003

chafing

To rub and cause irritation or friction. Chafing is the anti-christ as far as my twigs and berries are concerned.

"MR. GYM TEACHER, CAN I STOP RUNNING!?!?"
"No. Why?"
"CHAFING!!!! *Passes out*"

by Eric.. July 1, 2005