Choadles

1) Barnacles That Grow On Your Testicles.

Man You've got a bad case of Choadles.
I've gotta get rid of these Choadles.

by J Cobra October 20, 2008

Choad Waffle

A choad waffle is very similar to a twat waffle; in fact these two words are interchangeable. Usually you chose the one you think will be most offensive to the person you insulting. A choad waffle is what you call someone who is acting like a prick/ass/dick ect. To learn more about what a choad waffle see twat waffle.

"Your a fuckin choad waffle!"

by Alice Crowely January 7, 2009

Chodson

A very large chode. Can be longer than it is wide, but generally is massive. Usually wider than 4 inchs and can reach up to 8 inchs long.

Woah! look at that guys massive chode. Oh wait, its too big, its a chodson.

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by chodson kid November 16, 2009

Choadaly

A way to acknowledge a bro or friend is correct, but you still consider him or her kind of an asshole or dick. Or in some cases, BOTH.

I.E he/she is CLOSE to an asshole or dick.

Bro, i CHOADALY agree with you that she wanted you more , but only because you told her i had an STD.

I CHOADALY agree they cut you off, but you shouldan't have given them "the finger" in the first place.

by Fresh Coast Hova September 27, 2011

ChadSpreading

When you have huge bells because your name is Chad and you have to spread your legs when sitting down or it would discomfort your testicles.

Bro: Did you see Trump chadspreading when he sat next to Justin Trudeau who crossed his legs
Dude: yeah, bro! That chadspreading was Epic! Trump is a such a savage.

by chadlamo May 15, 2018

Chadsworth

Start by noting the white-ness of his name. Add in very much sexiness and big booty. He may happen to be the Prince of Some Old European Country. He has the smallest dick possible and moans in his sleep. He is the ladies man and loves to party. For flavor add in a spice of slo mo but only on his arse.

I saw chadsworth on the beach rocking a very white and revealing mankini.

by Chadsworth Miller January 23, 2019

douchebag chords

Chords douchebag usually learn and stick to with the guitar, for the purpose of sounding cool at parties. You can easily spot a douchebag using douchebag chords at any event, since he's a poorly educated wannabe musician, hardly scoring with any of the poor-looking half-baked floozies, while the cool full-on stoned attendants are properly getting infuriated by the amount of G, C, A, E and D chords (with no variations) played randomly while accompanying cheesy, ill-written lyrics.

Stephen : Hey man, take a look at the freakin' prick in the bedroom.
Brian : Oh man, you talkin' about the guy with the dirty goatee and the cheap guitar ? I thought I could hear douchebag chords being played !
Stephen : You damn right, and look at the crowd around the bed, what a bunch of losers.
Brian : Hey man you got that weed ? Gotta numb my brain from this excruciating sonic bullshit.
Stephen : Sit right back in that couch mister, you gonna be taken care of. Just fire up the volcano, everything's gonna be alright.
Brian : You rock, I love you.
Stephen : I love you too, bromosexual.

by Klisstoriss April 17, 2012