choad

the penis
but...
wider than it is as long
usually found on emo pirate hookers

Kathryn
you have a choad
so shut the fuk up =P

choad by BiGnazty July 20, 2008

Choad

Captain of the starship "bob", from the movie, and SciFi channel show: "Tripping the Rift".

Captain's log, commander choad speaking, starlog date what ever, etc....

Choad by TTRfan March 12, 2004

choad

A choad is really a penis tat is larger than it is wide. Also, the definition as choad being the skin between your nuts and your anus is actually the definition for the term "grundle"

Dude, you have a choad........

choad by playnpimpnballer September 10, 2003

choad

A hot sticky load of ball sauce blasted on to some chick's forehead.

Damn woman, wipe that choad off your freakin' face!

choad by MGK September 24, 2006

choad

NDBoston, troll of the internet

wow, NDBoston is a fine choad

choad by moi April 9, 2005

Choad

Penis that is more wider then it is tall. Like a cheesewheel

Guy: hey are you ready for your first time.

Girl: Oh my god! WHAT IS THAT!

Guy: Uhhhhhhhhh....

Girl: Thats a fuckin CHOAD!! ITS TO FAT!!

Choad by Mikesheets18 January 13, 2009

choad

A choad is a literary device used to describe a penis that is very short and thicker than it's length, that is not to say that a choad is a long penis that just happens to be wider than it is long, a choad is a stub of a penis.

A choady choad choader is a choader that choads choads... haha i had to put that in

It must be embarassing to be that guy with his pint size choad, I actually feel bad for him.

choad by Deibiddo May 27, 2006