Choades

Slang word for a person with a small cock that is wider than it is long and is also has a totally arrogant eir and general attitude and can't play the Bass.

Josh
NO Choades
Dont be like Choades
"Calling" Choades
Choad

by A Friend August 7, 2003

choad

noun. Describing someone who is of lesser stature or who diplays a form of weakness. Dialect originates from Lauderdale lakes, WI.

One turtle is having coitis with another female turtle. Another turtle ambles up and knocks down the male turtle and starts having coitis with the female. As the losing turtle walks away, he can be described as a choad.

by Gregg Gillming February 26, 2005

choad

the 2 inch area, although may be larger in more big bodied indiviuals, from the base of the testicles to the start of the anus.

I can't believe that he got so drunk that he flashed his choad to us!

by jase dee April 17, 2007

choad

1) A short, squatty little penis which circumference exceeds its length when erect.

2) A creep.

3) An awful guy named Chad.

4) The perineum.

Also spelled "chode."

"If that little choad doesn't steer clear of me, he's going to get injured!"

by Qit January 13, 2004

choad

a very small and fat dick / dick that looks like a piece of ham

normal ones:
8===>

choads:
8->

Connor definitley has a choad .

by copyrightfucker December 28, 2005

choad

A penis wider than it is long. Not to be confused with chode, which is the area between your balls and your anus.

Good god, take a look at that guy's choad! It looks like it just ate Rosie O'donnell!

by Nooooobsauce March 14, 2011

CHOADE

Chilling Hard On A Deck Everyday

Term used in colleges in and around Providence, Rhode Island.

The "deck" refers to the deck in front of many college dorms and fraternity houses built in the architectural tradition of New England.

"Bro, I'm bored. Let's choade for a bit, it's nice outside"
"Sure, dude. We can check out the ladies while sitting on the deck"

"Yo dude, what are you doing later?"
"Just choadin' with the bros while pounding some beer"

by BrownBearDRR December 10, 2009