Chipotle Waddle

A straight legged run to the bathroom while holding your but cheeks together so the poop doesn't come out, immediately after eating at Chipotle.

Why did Frank suddenly rush off toward the bathroom? He had Chipotle and is about to poop his pants. He's doing the Chipotle Waddle all the way to the toilet. I hope he makes it and doesn't soil his drawers.

by General Sarvis February 3, 2017

Chipotle Stew

The result of eating at chipotle, your toilet becomes a giant crock pot

Marge: "Homer let's get Chipotle."
Homer: "Even after cleaning last week's Chipotle Stew?"

by Vanilla jello puddin pops May 24, 2019

Chipotle lollipop

The act of performing oral sex on a pink sock.

When Nick went to prison, his cell mate gave him a chipotle lollipop.

by Assdinger November 5, 2020

chipotle

v.verb: the act of exploding fiery blackbeans, meat, rice, and appropriate mexican toppings out of your asshole as a result of eating chipotle burritos. Commonly referred to as diarrea.

After going to Chipotle n. with her friend Michele, Nicole chipotle'd both her pants and her parents bathroom for 2 days straight.

by blackbeans :) November 23, 2010

chipotlegasm

1.The feeling experienced by the orderer of a Chipotle buritto when the orderer watches the people at Chipotle Mexican Grill assemble his/her burrito.

2. The feeling experience felt when taking the first few bites of a Chipotle buritto.

" Dude when they were rolling my burtito, I had such a big chipotlegasm that people started giving me funny looks."

"I had a huge chipotlegasm when the hot explosion of beef, guac, rice, salsa, and love from my Chipotle burrito entered my mouth."

by The Miles Finch December 27, 2009

chipotlegasm

the act of having an orgasm due to the idea of chipotle.

Yesterday, on the way to chipotle I had a chipotlegasm.

by ashleyyyyyyyyyy March 15, 2009

Chipotle

1) Fast food Mexican restaurant in America
2) To Chipotle = to take a massive dump, also the emphasis is on the last part of word, sounding like Chipotlë.

2) I really need to Chipotle, I hope there is a Starbucks nearby.
2) Chipotlë!

2) I just Chipotlëd a bit in my pants

by JoeTheChip October 10, 2015