Cheedums

1. A person who for all intents and purposes cannot possibly hope to be superior to any one person in any field.

2. Someone who makes every mistake possible, throws countless interceptions, drives like an incredible crash dummy, and gets into relationships with girls who have kids.

3. See jerk-off.

"Hey Mike is a real Cheedums"
"What makes you think that?"
"He makes decisions like a retarded baby."

by Doot McGoot March 28, 2009

cheedot

bun, grim, when youre not looking fresh

what the fuck man my hair looks cheedot today

by MRRINSEBOY May 20, 2011

chefer

A cat that sheds its own weight in hair each six months.

That chefer is ruining everything in my house. Why did I adopt a chefer?

by Billy Llama February 26, 2015

Cheedichi

One who behaves like a cheap prostitute having larger than life demands.

Hey why don't you call Bill Steinsland for the party
No bro , At times he behaves like a real cheedichi

by Palliveedan November 22, 2017

Chefeur

A person who makes your food and drives you places. It is mix between the word "chef" and "chaufeur".

Chefeur, make me some potstickers. And drive me to my destination!

by Cohcoufyofyidtis February 1, 2019

Cheed

A slightly bigger chode

Cameron is a cheed!

by Add CDavid365 on insta April 23, 2019

Chafede

An absolute shithead, likes to try and steal your customers and is an utter man-made catastrophe.

You think I dont notice what you're up to? You filthy chafede, I caught you!

I was walking up the creek this-morning and I saw some absolute monger sitting near the stream pumping hotties, nek minut hes choking on the smoke, what a bloody chafede !

Hey there, Mitch, you fucking chafede.

by Chafede Inventer.com May 12, 2019