One, particularly female, who enjoys the cock. Most commonly gets it on a daily basis, and is usually not attractive.
STFU you cheesebang.
by ph33r April 5, 2004
Get the cheesebang mug.The most sexiest person on the planet. Myths have said that this sexy beast was a friend of Courtney Love. But of course, Courtney Love was the sexiest of the sexiest next to Kurt Cobain. Well then, do you understand my explanation? Anytime you hear the word 'Cheeze', or 'Cheezeshit', you KNOW it's that sexy guy in Doral, Florida. VERY good looking, ghetto, and everyone's homeboy.
Have I said that he's sexy?
HIS STOMACH HAIRS WILL MAKE YOU MELT GIRLS.
Have I said that he's sexy?
HIS STOMACH HAIRS WILL MAKE YOU MELT GIRLS.
Girl: OMG CHEEZE CAN I MARRY YOU!?!?!
Cheezeballs: Nope, I've exceeded my girlfriend limit already.
Girl: ...which is..?
Cheezeballs: 500.
Girl: *passes out*
Cheezeballs: Nope, I've exceeded my girlfriend limit already.
Girl: ...which is..?
Cheezeballs: 500.
Girl: *passes out*
by courtneyinchains May 2, 2008
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1. The nickname for the the most bad ass person ever.
2. The crusty nut sweat build up when you haven't shaved your pubs.
3. Placing a form of cheeze (i.e. Creamcheeze, cheeze power mix, cheeze, cheeze puffs power) & rubbing it on your nutz for a chic to lick.
4. Taking a picture with you nutz hanging out to say "Cheeze!"
5. Adding a tasty surpise for the chic sucking on your nutz.
2. The crusty nut sweat build up when you haven't shaved your pubs.
3. Placing a form of cheeze (i.e. Creamcheeze, cheeze power mix, cheeze, cheeze puffs power) & rubbing it on your nutz for a chic to lick.
4. Taking a picture with you nutz hanging out to say "Cheeze!"
5. Adding a tasty surpise for the chic sucking on your nutz.
Letting a patch of weeds grow on your nutz, Working up a sweat, and not getting a chance to shower.
Everyone is taking a serious picture. And then when the prints come back... What's this? Cheezeballz!
Everyone is taking a serious picture. And then when the prints come back... What's this? Cheezeballz!
by Angry Monkey Nutz July 8, 2009
Get the Cheezeballz mug.An acne ridden penis that is commonly found in cases of gay men. A cheesman is the direct result from an excessive amount of friction between the head of the penis and another mans anus.
by Hoesyposey16 January 16, 2014
Get the cheesman mug.cHEESE LAND pHILOSIPHY; cHEESE LANDF PEOPLE +jOEH, mOUSE AND cHRIS+ hAVE BEEN WANDERING FOR ...DAYS HOW CHEESE LAND WAS cREATED? tHEY GOT AN ANSWER ONE DAY..FROM THE IMAGINATIOPN OF ONE WEIRD KID, HAHA, IT IS A PLACE THAT WAS CREATED BY HUNGRY HUMANS, CHEESE LAND LASTS ALL OF 5 MINS, 1 IF IT'S A FAT HUMAN, BUT TO CHEESE LAND PEOPLE IT FEELS LIKE CENTURIES, HUMANS DESTROY CHEESE LAND ALL THE TIME, THEY ARE IN-LKEAGUE WITH THE TURKEYS o_o
"We have super chicken powers to make us run real slow and poison people who eat out land! Or if you're in with the turkeys!! <_<"
by We heart hitlers pants! January 16, 2005
Get the CHEESELAND mug.An incredibly poor excuse that even the perpetrator knows is so horrendously appalling it's an insult to the intelligence of the listener.
Cheesman (Of Jamie And The Cheesmans): I'm very tired.
Innocent Bystander: It's 1 o' clock in the afternoon.
Cheesman (Of Jamie And The Cheesmans): I have to revise.
Innocent Bystander: You don't go to school. Wait a minute! That wasn't an excuse at all! It was a mere Cheesman Excuse, designed to put me off while you make your escape! Little do you know your days playing the bass are over, for you have been usurped by a superior artist!
Frankie: (Of Frankie and the fat kids) I'm taking this.
Cheesman (Of Jamie And The Cheesmans): Er, okay.
Innocent Bystander: It's 1 o' clock in the afternoon.
Cheesman (Of Jamie And The Cheesmans): I have to revise.
Innocent Bystander: You don't go to school. Wait a minute! That wasn't an excuse at all! It was a mere Cheesman Excuse, designed to put me off while you make your escape! Little do you know your days playing the bass are over, for you have been usurped by a superior artist!
Frankie: (Of Frankie and the fat kids) I'm taking this.
Cheesman (Of Jamie And The Cheesmans): Er, okay.
by Dom (Of Jamie And The Cheesmans) June 27, 2006
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Hairy Johnny Naye was horny after seeing Noddy bend over at work so he decided to have a cheesewank when he went home.
by Pervy P April 28, 2009
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