An acne ridden penis that is commonly found in cases of gay men. A cheesman is the direct result from an excessive amount of friction between the head of the penis and another mans anus.
by Hoesyposey16 January 16, 2014
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Cheesman (Of Jamie And The Cheesmans): I'm very tired.
Innocent Bystander: It's 1 o' clock in the afternoon.
Cheesman (Of Jamie And The Cheesmans): I have to revise.
Innocent Bystander: You don't go to school. Wait a minute! That wasn't an excuse at all! It was a mere Cheesman Excuse, designed to put me off while you make your escape! Little do you know your days playing the bass are over, for you have been usurped by a superior artist!
Frankie: (Of Frankie and the fat kids) I'm taking this.
Cheesman (Of Jamie And The Cheesmans): Er, okay.
Innocent Bystander: It's 1 o' clock in the afternoon.
Cheesman (Of Jamie And The Cheesmans): I have to revise.
Innocent Bystander: You don't go to school. Wait a minute! That wasn't an excuse at all! It was a mere Cheesman Excuse, designed to put me off while you make your escape! Little do you know your days playing the bass are over, for you have been usurped by a superior artist!
Frankie: (Of Frankie and the fat kids) I'm taking this.
Cheesman (Of Jamie And The Cheesmans): Er, okay.
by Dom (Of Jamie And The Cheesmans) September 3, 2008
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An incredibly poor excuse that even the perpetrator knows is so horrendously appalling it's an insult to the intelligence of the listener.
Cheesman (Of Jamie And The Cheesmans): I'm very tired.
Innocent Bystander: It's 1 o' clock in the afternoon.
Cheesman (Of Jamie And The Cheesmans): I have to revise.
Innocent Bystander: You don't go to school. Wait a minute! That wasn't an excuse at all! It was a mere Cheesman Excuse, designed to put me off while you make your escape! Little do you know your days playing the bass are over, for you have been usurped by a superior artist!
Frankie: (Of Frankie and the fat kids) I'm taking this.
Cheesman (Of Jamie And The Cheesmans): Er, okay.
Innocent Bystander: It's 1 o' clock in the afternoon.
Cheesman (Of Jamie And The Cheesmans): I have to revise.
Innocent Bystander: You don't go to school. Wait a minute! That wasn't an excuse at all! It was a mere Cheesman Excuse, designed to put me off while you make your escape! Little do you know your days playing the bass are over, for you have been usurped by a superior artist!
Frankie: (Of Frankie and the fat kids) I'm taking this.
Cheesman (Of Jamie And The Cheesmans): Er, okay.
by Dom (Of Jamie And The Cheesmans) June 27, 2006
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This word is generally used to describe an insincer, cheesy shyster. A greasy kinda guy with a used car salesman vibe.
This word is generally used to describe an insincer, cheesy shyster. A greasy kinda guy with a used car salesman vibe.
by Dragonlady58 December 30, 2020
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Self styled Del boy and general lunatic that makes a living buying cardboard, conning single mums out of retro games/consoles and marking them up tenfold on wherever he isn't banned from.
In recent months, 'doing a Cheeseman' has come to generalise someone who has totally unrealistic pricing on stuff they are selling.
Self styled Del boy and general lunatic that makes a living buying cardboard, conning single mums out of retro games/consoles and marking them up tenfold on wherever he isn't banned from.
In recent months, 'doing a Cheeseman' has come to generalise someone who has totally unrealistic pricing on stuff they are selling.
1.Guy on Facebook has a sealed Mariokart and wants three grand for it.
2. Lol, wasn't Cheeseman was it ?
2. Lol, wasn't Cheeseman was it ?
by Spartyvus December 6, 2018
Get the Cheeseman mug.A girl that no one finds attractive except for you. All true bros have a cheeseman. You cannot make fun of a bro for his cheeseman, as it is not a choice.
Bro 1: Damn bro, I would totally hit that.
Bro 2: Are you kidding me bro? She's a freaking grenade.
Bro 1: I can't help it bro, she's my cheeseman.
Bro 2: Oh, it's cool then.
Bro 2: Are you kidding me bro? She's a freaking grenade.
Bro 1: I can't help it bro, she's my cheeseman.
Bro 2: Oh, it's cool then.
by chyaaaaaa December 24, 2012
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cheeseman blaster: im gonna go ahead and be a cheeseman blaster and stop you there....YOU DICK.
cheeseman blaster: im gonna go ahead and be a cheeseman blaster and stop you there....YOU DICK.
by cheeseman blaster January 10, 2010
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