The Cheese Grater

The alternative student magazine of UCL Union, The Cheese Grater contains humour, satire, investigative pieces and the odd cartoon.

Sean got bored with working so he went and read The Cheese Grater.

The Cheese Grater by Alex Ashman December 31, 2007

Wisconsin Cheese Grater

When someone sucks cum through their braces.

"That underage girl gave me a Wisconsin Cheese Grater."

Wisconsin Cheese Grater by TheTrailer May 25, 2009

I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater 

A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition; often used in reference to a poor choice of eatery or film in the context of a gathering of friends, often on a regular basis.

Vincent would rather scrape his balls with a cheese grater than dine at KFC tonight.

I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater than watch 'Meet the Spartans', Joseph.

I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater by 7humbs December 9, 2008

The Lioness on The Cheese Grater

A sexual position much loved by women of ancient Greece; mentioned in Aristophanes' "Lysistrata".

Last night, we tried the Lioness on The Cheese Grater and I came twice.

The Lioness on The Cheese Grater by Pr0m3th3u$ April 19, 2009

masterbating with a cheese grater 

Doing a task that is not a good idea

Moving this piano without help is like masterbating with a cheese grater.

masterbating with a cheese grater by matt1975 September 10, 2012

Mongolian Cheese Grater 

A sexual act in which the giver chews around the recievers asshole until they draw blood.

Damn....that Mongolian cheese grater I gave your mom must have been good. She hasn't walked for weeks.

Mongolian Cheese Grater by BronzeArmor March 12, 2008

Tallahassee cheese grater 

A very toothsome blowjob, very toothy on the downstroke, mainly given by Taylor Swift fans.

I mean…the date was going awesome…then she gave me a Tallahassee Cheese Grater and now it hurts to pee, man!

Tallahassee cheese grater by Blam B. Brigadoon October 1, 2023