Cheese Joke

A joke that's so bad that it's funny

How'd you like the movie?
It was so cheesy, I could make a hundred sandwiches...
*sigh* another cheese joke?

by notlameatall October 18, 2017

Cheese Week

The week before you decide it’s space dock time. You will need a nice solid stool for a perfect space dock.

It’s cheese week and I am bulking up as this weekend I am finally going to space dock Karen.

by Gas is on the right November 21, 2019

That’s Cheese

A Swiss way of saying it’s perfect or funny. Normally shouted very loud in a busy environment.

„I finished writing my essay“ „That’s Cheese bro! We have to go now!“

by Flowerscumfuck December 9, 2020

cheese sliding off the crackers

To go totally insane, in the same vein as losing one's marbles.

Phil threw another tantrum over a missing sock. I think he's got his cheese sliding off the crackers.

by Intelligence001 January 15, 2020

Booty cheese

An awful smelly smell that reeks of asshole & nasty cheese like Limburger cheese or Stinking Bishop.

"Omg has she not showered in 5 days? It legit smells like booty cheese"

"I was about to eat this girls ass and she reeked of booty cheese I left fast as hell"

by Sirspaghettios May 18, 2018

Unchucky Cheesestring

Synonym for ‘unlucky’ or ‘hard luck’. Commonly used in a context where someone is in an extremely unlucky situation

Elaine: ‘I pay €10,000 in school fees every year and you failed for the 2nd time (*starts crying)
Byrnie: ‘Oh shit, Unchucky Cheesestring Mom’

by Byrnie Sr. June 18, 2018

the cheese off my cock

An insult and the ultimate comeback to belittle someone who has just belittled you.
Can be used to end a verbal argument, but can lead to a fist fight.

Reporter: Just answer the question!
Trump: Don’t talk to me that way, you’re just a light weight.
Reporter: And you're the cheese off my cock.

by de-pube February 2, 2021