check your sack

To determine the presences of one's testicles; To man up

Coach always knew how to motivate us:

"Hey! Check your sack and stick your dick in the electric fire!"

by froggymaan9001 March 17, 2015

Blue check yourself

Verb

You're so wrong and crazy with the shit you do and say that you need to pay to get verified.

First said by comedian Josh Johnson on Hold Up podcast with Dulcé Sloan on 11/3/2022

Look, check yourself. Me check myself?! Go blue check yourself!

by Alt Deadpool November 3, 2022

Check your Privilege

(Archaic) A Phrase meant to tell somebody to look at the Privileges they have. It was intended to be used against privileged People who complain about little Problems.

(Modern) A Term used to dismiss any Problem as unimportant, because of that Person being "Privileged".

Archaic Use:

Person 1: "Ugh, my Dad bought me the wrong-colored Car."

Person 2: "You should feel greatfull for even getting a Car. Check your Privilege."

Modern Use:

Person 1: "If I don't find a second Job, then I may lose my House."

Person 2: "Ugh, another white, cis Male complaining about everything being handed to them. Go check your Privilege."

by Dunkelsonne May 11, 2023

Check your shit

A phrase used to remind people of how moronic they are being and to bring them back to reality.

Tim, running in a circle like an idiot, screaming
John: Tim what are you doing?
Tim: I'm flying John, flying!
John: CHECK YOUR SHIT TIM!
Tim has an existential crisis, his life flashing before his eyes, his birth, his college years, meeting his wife, having his children, he soon realizes that he's acting like an idiot and stops spinning in a circle
Tim: Thank you John, thank you

by shitchecker1234321 September 12, 2016

check your privilege

A saying/online expression that is mainly used by social justice warriors to remind that the body they are born in comes with specific privileges that do not apply to specific arguments or situations. The phase also suggests that when considering another person's plight, one must acknowledge one's own inherent privileges and put them aside in order to gain a better understanding of his or her situation.

White cis boy: After the divorce, Michelle gets to keep the kids even though she didn't take care of them.
Sjw: so?!?!? You're white!!!1 you're cis!! You're a MALE!!! Check your privilege.

If you are in a heated home, typing on your laptop, you are privileged.

by martini666 February 15, 2015

Fact check your ass

To use Google to go through all the B.S. that people are saying.

Hey, the headline on the news is "Bat Boy Lives!". You really should fact check your ass!

by ididntknowthat November 16, 2007

check your oil

When you run your finger across your bunghole in order to be certain that you wiped good enough.

I checked my oil and now I know how those stains got in my underwear.

by Bevis October 8, 2004