chatting up

to hit on and make friendly with a new person.

Joe has been chatting up all the girls at the party, hoping to find one that will accually go home with him.

by c shawn November 10, 2006

chatting beans

When someone is talking bullshit or about something uninteresting to the listener.

Sam: Hey Matt, I just overclocked my CPU to 3GHz!
Matt: What you chatting beans for, kid?

Sam: Lostprophets are well emo nowadays.
John: Quit chatting beans you douche bag.

by Sooonniiic X January 20, 2009

Chatting Spin

Saying something that isn't quite true, but is based on the truth.

Jacob: "How'd you break your nose?"
Rees: "In a fight with Big Hobs 'cos he walked in my flower bed."
Mogg: "Shut up you had a fight with Hobs, stop chatting spin!"

by Crabohydrate November 5, 2019

Charmin Stew

The result of not flushing a liquid poop. It mixes with the Charmin toilet paper, and thickens like a stew.

Oh man, I forgot to flush my crap this morning. It made a mean Charmin stew

by Charmin Man December 15, 2020

Rape-chattin'

The act of someone forcing you to engage in conversation with them when you would prefer not to. Often the 'conversation' is of no substance (aka nonversation).

If this person next to me don't stop rape-chattin' me, I'm going to bust him in his throat!

by Princess Daydream March 27, 2009

Charton

A self-made water bong out of used, half a litre plastic bottle and preferably a pen as a socketholder. Name originated in the mid 2000's from the legendary Billy Bong Thornton when it was realized a "Billy Bong" made by amateurs needed a slightly altered name.

Shall we relax with Charton?

by Matthew.T January 12, 2009

chatting wet

To lie. stems from anciant chavsilvanian.

Pete: i once shagged Booby McBoob
Gavin: you is chatting wet blud

by DazCorp February 28, 2005