Charleston Chew

Ejaculate in the pooper. Pull it out, push the entrails into an ice cube tray. Chill, crack, and serve.

I can't believe she ate a friggin' Charleston Chew!

by Bosss Hog October 4, 2005

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charleston chew

Basically, it is the same maneuver as a Dirty Sanchez, except this time the doo doo brown is put into the teeth, instead of rubbed on the upper lip.

Damn son! You should have heard her screaming for more of that Charleston Chew!

by Gasp0matikz September 5, 2006

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Charleston Chew

To pull a woman's lower lip out and bust your load in it. Giving her mouth the appearance of having chewing tobacco in it.

Guy 1 - "So what did you end up doing with that girl last night?"

Guy 2 - "She let me give her a Charleston Chew...also, on an unrelated note, my wife has cancer"

by Yarker Comedy April 24, 2009

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Charleston Steamer

During a cold, winter night, you proceed to take a dump on a companions face.

"Man, we went up to the cabin for the winter and the heat went out. I had to give Tommy a Charleston Steamer to prevent any frost bite from setting in on his face."

by Harry Bush January 16, 2006

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charleston chalupa

steps:
1. punch a bear in the face until it dies
2. have intercourse with it
3. take its body and roll it up in the sheets of a virgin

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Megan: Do you want to charleston chalupa with me?
Weston: Silly goose! Everyone knows thats a one person activity!

by Megan and Weston June 2, 2007

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charleston choo choo

A line of at least 5 republican men in a sodomy daisy chain with one another. The front of the charleston choo choo is generally the burliest of the daisy chain and is considered the locomotive.

Up at the state capital, a few of the aids got together after work for a charleston choo choo near the rest area.

by Rob Walk February 27, 2013

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