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Spork Center

The act of sporking while watching Sports Center. Usually done during commercial breaks and repeats of earlier broadcast. Pretty much the best way to spend a day!!

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RC and I are just gonna stay in today and watch some Spork Center.
by UrSportsGirl February 26, 2012
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liberty science center

Architect: If I don’t build the Liberty Science Center, how many lives will be lost to the Touch Tunnel. This is a necessary sacrifice...
by Eeeeeeeee44444 June 29, 2018
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Southern Poverty Law Center

Civil rights organization that collects information about hate groups. SPLC-affiliated lawyers also file lawsuits to enforce the constitutional rights of Americans who are denied them by the authorities.

As the name implies, beneficiaries of the SPLC include people who are poor, and require legal protection from either racist violence or abusive, indifferent agents of the state.
Bernard Monroe Sr., an elderly black man, was shot to death on his front porch by a white police officer who had entered his house in Homer, La., without apparent justification or a warrant. The Southern Poverty Law Center (SPLC) filed a wrongful death lawsuit that alleged two white officers created a volatile situation when they entered Monroe's property during a gathering of his family and friends on Feb. 20, 2009.
by Primus Intra Pares June 19, 2010
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Smith Center Redmen

One of the most successful high school football teams ever. Because of their success Smith Center has gained national recognition several times in the past few years. Many people believe the Redmen abuse steroids and continue to perpetuate that rumor. However those people are typically whiney crybaby bitch-boys who are tired of getting beaten by the awesome fury that is the Redmen. In fact if those people spent as much time practicing, lifting weights, and studying game films as they spend making excuses and sucking each other off they might win a game every once in a while. Ironically, Smith Center's boys basketball team (made up of many football players) was for years among the worst in the league. Thereby refuting the steroids argument. Many teams accuse the Redmen of "playing dirty" and intentionally hurting opponents by "hitting too hard". But it turns out that football is a CONTACT SPORT and hitting is actually part of the game. If those teams wanted to play touch football (clothes optional) they should have formed their own pansy ass league.
Guy 1: Dude, the Smith Center Redmen only win because they're on steroids.

Guy 2: Doesn't that mean that everyone who's beaten them is also on steroids?

Guy 1: No, the teams that beat the Redmen do so because they work hard.

Guy 2: But the Redmen work hard too, they lift weights and train all year around. They adhere to a code of conduct and honor and are taught to work together. You can't just chalk it up to steroids.

Guy 1: No, they're just on steroids.

Guy 2: You're a fucking idiot.

Guy 1: Making excuses is easier than working hard.

Guy 2: Being a Redman is easier than being a pussy.
by MastaRoe February 6, 2010
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serbu detention center

a shit whole where they think lockin you up is goin to stop you from gettin in trouble. some of the probation officers there are dumb ass bitches who think they own you. Dont let them trick you. They fuck you over every chance they get! So be warned.
by TheeBitch101 January 4, 2011
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sports center and chill

fucking to the lovely sound of Sports Center; for all those out there who don't really care what's on the TV as long as they get some booty
girl: Netflix and Chill babe?
boy: nahhhh Sports Center and Chill.
girl: nice ;)
by yourman82 November 16, 2015
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Sped Center

Retarded little fucks, really gay, fucking weird, weirdo dumb fucks, cucks, bruhmoment 300x
Man, sped center sure is gay as fuck
by Daddy man August 3, 2020
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