cement surfing

When people sleep on city sidewalks, usually performed by homeless people.

"I got kicked out of the shelter, so I guess I'm back to cement surfing."

by The Homeless Guy June 5, 2014

gent cement

Gent cement is a synonym for semen. Commonly used in very vigorous and harsh circumstances, to express dominance over other parties.

I made her swallow all of my gent cement once I had finished.

by GentCement3 March 25, 2014

Cement Mixing

When you cum in someone’s ass when they have diarrhoea, then the mixture pours out.

“Joanna went cement mixing and now the bathroom will never be the same again”

by RedSalt404 September 21, 2018

Cement Belly

When you blow a load on your stomach and wipe it in instead of wiping it off.

“I’ve been doing cement belly for about a month now, and my stomach is rock hard.”

by Wtfdudethatsgross July 8, 2019

cement pills

Medication given to a person when they need to Harden The Fuck Up

Guy1: Dude you walked out of Saw 3, you need some of these
Guy2: What are those?
Guy1: Cement Pills so you can harden the fuck up

by Medstudent June 14, 2009

Cock Cement

When a boy has not washed his penis for an extremely long time and the excess semen around the rim of his penis has formed a hard crust known as Cock Cement.

Boy: ''Oh babe your mouth is so soft''
Girl: ogfhadfhadhd
Boy:''This is brilliant''
*Girl releases her mouth from the genetalia*
WOW Barry you have a silly amount of Cock Cement on there!

by Barry Ballsack December 3, 2013

Rubber Cement

An art tool more often used for getting high then actually glueing things. Also synonymous with brain cancer

How is your collage coming on?

Eh?

Dude, stop smelling the Rubber Cement

by Astram22 November 1, 2011