Celedor Ellesin

Celedor Ellesin, also known as "Seally" is quite a large seal. Seally enjoys the taste of many fish and is aroused by fellow male seal genitalia. However, he sometimes participates in the clubbing of female seals. When a female seal is clubbed, he generally celebrates with his fascination of human male genitalia (Often very rare for a seal.)

Celedor Ellesin just tried to club another female seal the other day. He sure enjoys his women beating.

by Billob December 8, 2010

Mayan Calendar

An utter disappointment

Damn, why didn’t the world end on 2012 like the Mayan Calendar said.

by Ras Barry December 11, 2018

celinda

a spanish vampire who came out super white.
celindas typically like to dance and sing a lot.
they're loads of fun and everyone loves them.

"i wonder what my name means, if it exists."
"celinda isn't defined yet."
"go do it!"

by angelalala March 1, 2009

Celener

A drunk Celena

She's drank a lot so now she is in Celener mode

by DLMoody April 4, 2011

celedonio

A person who is very caring and wants to be with the one they love protecting her always and forever. May get jealous but would do anything for the girl he is with. He has the best personality over anyone to date he knows how to make his girl feel special and loved may come with a temper but is the best guy any girl could ever ask for!

Celedonio is my boyfriend not yours haha

by Kbsmurfsbiotch December 17, 2016

Don Clendon

When two people connect a tube between their assholes, and proceed to shit back and forth. The name is probably a reference to passing a cigar around.

Jimmy and I did a nice Don Clendon. I just loved the feeling of his poop inside my asshole.

by Ivana Kakenmee October 23, 2008

Jew Calendar

A calander the Jews use by filling in all the days that various establishments are giving something away for free or at an extremely reduced price.

Before we go out let me check my Jew calendar and see if we can get a free or cheap meal.

by Juls309 March 16, 2015