Cafeteria Man

An asshole who is obsessed with his worthless job. Yells at poor innocent children and accuses someone of stealing every five minutes. Probably wears a sweatervest and lives with his mom.

"Did you steal those fries?"

"Back of cafeteria man, and get a real job, you're practically 50"

by justanotheryouth December 11, 2009

Cafetreato

A cup of coffee used as a bribe to make someone (esp. a loved one) get out of bed in the morning

A cafetreato is the only way I get to spend time with Dylan in the morning before work.

by Beaky92 May 11, 2016

ceet mlown

the reverse of Meat Clown.
a cryptic clown that ceet's your feet (ceet is a verb)
(can also be pronounced as cleet mown)

dude! did you bite your toes to make sure they hurt
no?
you know what that means then...
no???
ceet mlown is commin to get ya!
*looks down to find ceet mlown the clown licking feet*

by Smitty Yourbenjaeger August 20, 2019

Cafeteria Corpse

When someone in Among Us gets killed in the Cafeteria on either The Skeld or Mira HQ. This could also relate to anyone killed in the dropship on Polus

Souta: Why must I be killed in the cafeteria for the FIFTH TIME!!!!
John: Guess you are the local Cafeteria Corpse, Souta.

by SoutaCat October 23, 2020

small town cemetery

another phrase for east palo alto.

ay bitch were you from?
small town cemetery.

by heeeey May 6, 2008

Cefe3

A lurker of prison showers, seeking pray to unleash his Anal Rampage on.

The innocent new inmate to the prison quietly cleansed himself alone in the cold jail showers.Cefe3 spotted the new meat and moved in. He thrust powerfully into the anal region of the man in the shower. Unfortunately Cefe's target made the mistake of resisting, which incited's Cefe3's ANAL RAMPAGE.

by Michael423 January 3, 2008

dead horse cemetery

When, in a debate or argument, someone drags out <B>several</B> issues that happened quite some time ago and have been discussed ad nausium, ad infinitum, to the point were said arguments have become tired clichés (ie: many dead horses).

Th term is a parallel to Stephen King's Pet Cemetery, except with dead horses instead of pets, which keep rising from the grave for a fresh round of beatings.

Every time he has a complaint, he brings out the dead horse cemetery for another round of beatings, because he's butt hurt about things that happened 5 years ago.

by Obsidius February 22, 2008