azn caps

It's not just uppercase lower case, it's butchered spellings of words to make them as difficult as possible to read.

(A normal conversation from me and my "azn cappers")

Them: aYe!
Me: Hi.
Them: h0w aRr y0oH dOin?
Me: I was better, but know I have to read your shitty ass typing
Them: aH hElL nAw yOoH dInT jUsT sAe dUt

by Waldo February 9, 2004

chapstick lesbian

A female homosexual whose gender identity is slightly to the femme side of neutral on the femme-butch continuum of gender presentation but whose appearance and preferences stop short of those of a "lipstick lesbian."

"But butch lesbians have had little to no representation on television in the US: Ellen's two "chapstick lesbian" sitcom characters are the closest we've come." (AfterEllen.com)

by meboo February 9, 2004

Chapstickin' the ass

When one applies rootbeer flavored chapstick to his phallus, or dick, or anything really. For the function of lubricant, and to make blowjobs/ass-to-mouth more desirable, and delicious!

Stacy: I want it in my ass!

Steve: Give me a second, baby. *Applies chapstick*

Stacy: What are you doing?

Steve: Chapstickin' the ass.

by OrangeOlives November 29, 2011

Capsaicin intolerance

Being a chicken and weak and a pussy. A pepper wimp! Can't handle not even a single drop of red devil hot sauce. Red devil hot sauce only has a scoville of 800-1,200. Can't handle not even eating 1 pepperoncini, which has merely 100-500 scoville. A kid could handle a pepperoncini.

Person 1: I can't handle a pepperoncini! Not even a slice of a pepperoncini. I have capsaicin intolerance.

Person 2: Don't be a pussy. Pepper wimp! *Drinks some red devil and eats a third of a hot cherry pepper.

*30 years later

*Person 1 has a kid with a wife.

Person 1's kid(who is called Stan and is 28 years old now): Look! I can eat hot cherry peppers and drink red devil and Tabasco! I even ate cayenne peppers!

Person 2: Holy crap!

*Person 2 and Stan has a hot cherry pepper eating contest and Stan won with 24 peppers and eats 2 and drinks a lot of water.

Stan: Ha! Who is the pepper wimp now? I avenged my father!

Person 1: That's my boy.

Person 2: Runs away in shame while drinking milk and eating yogurt and peanut butter to kill the spice.

by HawaiianPunch1 February 1, 2022

sticky caps

Dumbass way of typing that makes you look like you don't know shit about computers and are just randomly pressing the shift key. Usually combined with bad spelling (ie, lyke, wut, dat, h0lla)

iF yo0 UsE sTiKy CaPs In My PrEsCeNcE i'Ll f*CkInG kIlL yo0.

by Blizzleair September 18, 2003

chapstick asshole

The hole that appears in the middle of your chapstick. Created by the motion of the central screw as you twist it to move the lip balm up the tube. Collects mushy chapstick debris and god knows what else. Cringeworthy.

Ew the chapstick asshole has appeared. O chapstick, your time has come, too soon. *chuck*

by mealy3.0 December 9, 2008

sewer caps

Large/oversized nipples. Indicative of, but not limited to pregnant women.

Bitch, I don't want to see your baby latched onto your sewer caps while you breastfeed in Ukrops.

by Chris G June 11, 2004