When you ask a white girl where they’re from and they proceed to answer with an unruly amount of European countries and percentages.
Hey Lindsay, Where did you say your parents are from again?
“I’m 12% Czecho-Slovakian, 8% Italian, 26% Russian, 17% German, 21% Irish…”
“So you’re a caucasian cocktail?”
“I’m 12% Czecho-Slovakian, 8% Italian, 26% Russian, 17% German, 21% Irish…”
“So you’re a caucasian cocktail?”
by DarbyChrones May 22, 2021
Get the Caucasian Cocktail mug.When a white person has the audacity to pull some bull shit a BIPOC would never do or might get shot for.
White teenage girl: “We got pulled over by the cops so I decided to do a TikTok dance video”
Not white person: “ It’s the Caucasity for me”
Not white person: “ It’s the Caucasity for me”
by Kat_Noon June 16, 2021
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(noun, /ˈkatkəs/, plural: catci /ˈkat-kī/)
A cat-shaped cactus used a scratching mechanism and/or feline abode.
This word was created by the Youtubers Evan and Katelyn Heling in the video "DIY Cactus Cat House (a CATcus!)" to refer to the DIY cat scratching post/hide for their cat, Mochi Bear (better known as Joob or the Supurrvisor).
A cat-shaped cactus used a scratching mechanism and/or feline abode.
This word was created by the Youtubers Evan and Katelyn Heling in the video "DIY Cactus Cat House (a CATcus!)" to refer to the DIY cat scratching post/hide for their cat, Mochi Bear (better known as Joob or the Supurrvisor).
by UnderCoverHorse February 8, 2022
Get the Catcus mug.Caucasiaphobia is the fear, hatred, aversion to, and/or discrimination of persons of Caucasian (White) descent; racism against those of White/Caucasian ancestry.
Caucasiaphobia is the reason why the US federal government does not conduct civil rights investigations into the police-involved shooting deaths of White people.
by MarcFoxx August 8, 2022
Get the Caucasiaphobia mug.'Caucasian' actually refers to a person from the Caucasus Mountains. This is a very ethnically diverse regions, which includes Turkic groups, Armenians and Kurds, as well as endogenous Caucasians like Circassians & Georgians. So its kinda silly to generalize a Caucasian race!
In the 1800's, craniology was used to define racial groups. The archetypal skull for the 'white race' was found in Georgia. Based on this 'scientific' evidence, & some less objective criteria, the German anthropologist Blumenbach used the term ‘Caucasian Race’, to refer to white people, stating, 'I have taken the name of this variety from Mount Caucasus…because its neighborhood…produces the most beautiful race of men.' (Funny that German scientists are always on the looking to prove just how special a race they are. see Aryan)
A broad definition of the term CAN have a practical application, distinguishing a 'white' person (European, MidEastern, North African &some Central/South Asians) from people with distinctly East Asian or African features.
Some use a narrow definition to mean blond&blue eyed (Nordic features, tho not all Nordic ppl are blond) By this defi most Italians, French, Greeks, Turks, are....black? brown?
And the word looses any practical purpose in distinguishing people physically, but retains the greater goal of making Germans feel special.
In the 1800's, craniology was used to define racial groups. The archetypal skull for the 'white race' was found in Georgia. Based on this 'scientific' evidence, & some less objective criteria, the German anthropologist Blumenbach used the term ‘Caucasian Race’, to refer to white people, stating, 'I have taken the name of this variety from Mount Caucasus…because its neighborhood…produces the most beautiful race of men.' (Funny that German scientists are always on the looking to prove just how special a race they are. see Aryan)
A broad definition of the term CAN have a practical application, distinguishing a 'white' person (European, MidEastern, North African &some Central/South Asians) from people with distinctly East Asian or African features.
Some use a narrow definition to mean blond&blue eyed (Nordic features, tho not all Nordic ppl are blond) By this defi most Italians, French, Greeks, Turks, are....black? brown?
And the word looses any practical purpose in distinguishing people physically, but retains the greater goal of making Germans feel special.
German to a Circassian:
"Even though your ancestors are from the Caucasus and you have blue eyes and blond hair you're not Caucasian or white" (true story by the way!)
German to an Iranian:
"You're not Aryan you're from Iran...!!!"
"Even though your ancestors are from the Caucasus and you have blue eyes and blond hair you're not Caucasian or white" (true story by the way!)
German to an Iranian:
"You're not Aryan you're from Iran...!!!"
by CheckYourselfB4UWreckYourself February 5, 2010
Get the Caucasian mug.to slap somebody in the face with a calculator. perhaps you had a calculator in your hand, or to show intellectual superiority. pretty much the highest form of domination. often results in bleeding.
1. Moron - derr, i really suck.
Smart kid - calcuslapped!
2. dumbass - hehe! i'm gonna act like a retard!
other dude - don't do that, or i'll calcuslap you.
Smart kid - calcuslapped!
2. dumbass - hehe! i'm gonna act like a retard!
other dude - don't do that, or i'll calcuslap you.
by Oddy October 15, 2005
Get the calcuslap mug.1- The incorrect term used to label a "white" man or woman. The word Caucasian refers to a person who is from the region of Caucasus, which is in Europe bordering Turkey and Iran. Therefore, I am not a Cauasian being that I am not from Caucasus. I am, in general, European. Also I am not "white" being that I do not blend in with white paint, or white paper. I prefer to think that I have some amount pigmentation in my skin, thank you very much.
A Jamaican man being called African, even though he is Jamaican.
A Mexican woman being called Dominican, even though she is Mexican.
A Peruvian being called Puerto Rican, even though they are Peruvian.
A Palestinian being called Israeli, even though they are Palestinian.
A German being called Caucasian, even though they are German.
THERE IS A DIFFRENCE.
etc, etc, etc.
A Mexican woman being called Dominican, even though she is Mexican.
A Peruvian being called Puerto Rican, even though they are Peruvian.
A Palestinian being called Israeli, even though they are Palestinian.
A German being called Caucasian, even though they are German.
THERE IS A DIFFRENCE.
etc, etc, etc.
by Evey_9 November 16, 2006
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