catstroker

a 16 year old hairy male with back fungi and spawns ringworm. this male will take cats and will rub his hairy genatailia on the back of cats. Leaving the cats back hairless, and severe rash.

ohhh mmyyyyy goodddddd , Lennie is such a catstroker.

by towel boy January 3, 2010

cattention

When a cat wants attention

My kitten is laying on my keyboard while I am trying to type... I think she wants some cattention

When Roni wants cattention she headbutts people and meows a little.

You should always be cattentive to your cats needs.

by Weronika loves Franka October 15, 2012

catato

a giant cat that looks like a potato that crushes random stuff for fun and lives on a diet of barbecued hoomans.

If you make me mad my pet catato will come and eat you.

by JHONNAY July 9, 2020

Catthy

Pronounced Cat-tee.

This name comes from Asian descent, typically "Vietnamese". It's usually given to a small female Asian. When grown, she becomes a violent creature. Although she is violent, in bed she da man.

OMG Catthy just clawed me!

What the heck! Catthy bit me!

by S3x Macine April 27, 2012

Catten

An adult cat that behaves like an immature kitten.

Your catten is clawing the sofa again!

by Pro-Asaurus December 14, 2018

catatonic

One who does not respond to external stimuli, for example through the senses. You could shoot a catatonic in the foot and they would not notice.

Very few people can ever achieve complete catatonic status. Those who do rarely recover, resulting in pain and untold suffering for the victim's family.

Keanu Reeves is a catatonic. His family must be counselled properly.

"Just stand next to Carrie-Ann and we'll do the rest!"

"Um.... I am The One!"

by Comrade Dmitri March 12, 2004

catten

a creature which is not quite a cat but not quite a kitten anymore.

"your catten missed the litter box by a few feet."

by captain j July 16, 2006