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Caerau

The dead-end at the top of the Llynfi Valley in the town of Maesteg.

Other parts of Caerau include 'The Blan' and 'Caerau Park.' Caerau is infamous for alcoholics, violent outbursts and constant street fights, underage pregnancies, unemployment, extreme drug abuse and knife crime.

Caerau is portrayed perfectly by Scumbox music video "Straight outta Caerau."
"Caerau; more slags than Essex more wars than Iraq."

Blower "fancy going for a stroll around Caerau tonight?"
Pricey "no thanks I get my dole tomorrow so I want to be alive to spend it"
by HelloPoppet January 14, 2013
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The Caterpillar Effect

The phenomenon experienced on the road when someone decides to slow down their car to look at something of interest on the side of the road. This causes that area of the road to slow down for the following hours. This leads to cars, collectively, mimicking a caterpillar walking.
The phenomenon is easily observed on highways.
MAN! Some jerk decided to stop and look at one of the millions of car crashes a day and it's making everyone feel the Caterpillar Effect for the next hour!
by Arren69 September 23, 2012
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cater

to provide for someone as in pampering them; to submit to your man/girl
Let me cater to you.
by Honey March 15, 2005
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Caerau

Sub-district of Cardiff (Chavdiff), South Wales.
Famed for it's drug dealing, joy riding, thuggery and tracksuit wearing white teenagers trying to talk "all Jamaican an' that ini?"
Neighboured with Ely, Caerau is one giant rough-hole council estate to the west of Cardiff, inhabited on the whole by dole scrounging part time thieves and gangsta wannabes.
Hotspots include Caerau Lane, Bromley Drive and Bishopston Road. Respect and tings, safe!
rude-boi-1: yess yess bra, Caerau Kru 4eva yoo knos it, wa you doin? is you down Brom 2nite lyk? - braaaaaaaaap

rude-boi-2: safe bro, jus gots me snif on, i's chillin on tha lane 2nite ini, gon bang up sum moshas ini bra
by WireMan February 23, 2008
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Cataract Removal

An act performed after thoroughly coating a girl’s eyeballs with your jizz, giving them a glistening iridescent coating, temporarily blinding her. To relieve her clouded vision, you convince her to be very still and keep her stinging peepers wide open. Then you make two fists and slug her very hard simultaneously in the eyes, knocking your milky man-juice from her beautiful baby blues. Thus, you have performed cataract removal.
Veronica: Betty, how did you get two black eyes?
Betty: I underwent cataract removal.
by theinstigator June 4, 2016
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Rich Kids with Nice Cameras

Those kids who think they can be a photographer just because their parents bought them an expensive camera and they know how to change eye color in photoshop.
Yo, check out these modeling pics of my friend...isn't she hot!!?

nah dude...she just looks hot because she got one of those rich kids with nice cameras to take her pictures.
by RKwNC March 5, 2011
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Cut the camera's, Deadass

"Cut the camera's, deadass" means to pause, or stop what your doing.
Harry: Said something sus
Harry's Friend: Cut the camera's, deadass..
by Agggghhr October 30, 2020
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