Cantagious

When you mess up saying contagious and accidentally say cantagious. It means you are illiterate. YOU ARE ILLITERATE!

Jon: What if Cancer became Cantagious. Now that would be a Pandemic
Neelam: Cantagious!? HAHAHA
Evin: CANTAGIOUS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

by EagleRidgeBOII September 22, 2020

catatose

When you are paralyzed because you have 1 or more cats in your lap and you can't move for fear of disturbing them.

I can't do the dishes right now because I am catatosed at the moment.

by CosmicLight5 October 27, 2020

captious

Tending to find and call attention to faults.

A captious teacher

by NerdGirl0512 May 21, 2021

Cautiously Optimistic

Promising but I wouldn’t bet on it.

The Cleveland Browns look good this off-season and it should be their year, but they’re the Browns so I’m cautiously optimistic.

by BigSleezy August 4, 2021

Carlatious

You use this when you have to pee. Alike to when you are hungry it’s the feeling you have when you have to pee or when you want/need to drink water you would say thirsty. This is the same thing just for urination.

“Omg I’m so carlatious right now, I’ll be right back in going to the bathroom”

by Kikis coffee hut March 22, 2022

Cattasous

Sneaky or catty

The woman slid around with a Cattasous sway in her hips

by Keppenitreal July 1, 2023

catatoullie

Catatoullie is a cat, a cat with a hat and a very nice moostashe please do not make fun of catatoullie

I love catatoullie.

by Catatoullie August 23, 2023