Cannapreneur

An entrepreneur specializing in the Cannabis industry and related products.

"When an entrepreneur bangs a pothead, a Cannapreneur is born." - William Ellis Blazington

Annoying Republican Man - "My 4 yr old is so smart she can complete a jigsaw puzzle!"
Progressive dude - "My 3 yr old is a natural born Cannapreneur.... it took your kid 4 yrs to do that because she's been smoking my kids weed"

by Kensington Chap July 24, 2010

catlapper

A lesbian. A female who performs oral sex on another female.

Man, you could have knocked me over with a feather when I found out she's a catlapper; she's hot!

by Fishingdoubler September 25, 2006

catdnaping

when you kidnap a cat

tonight im catdnaping my ex girlfriend cat

by adam jensen September 17, 2016

catnip

A young male who is irresistible to older women, specifically cougars.

Catnip makes cougars go crazy until they lose all of their inhibitions and have to have the catnip at all costs.

Damn that smoking hot cougar bitch couldn't keep her hands off me. She must think I'm some high-grade catnip.

by Catnip69 July 28, 2010

catnip

What to say when people ask what that bag full of weed is.

Hey what's the stuff in that bag?
Oh just some catnip for the cats...

by Nimh Trees October 29, 2005

cannapiss

The opposite of cannabliss. Cannapiss is when you have a bad high( feeling stress or brain dead). It can also be used to describe a pot hangover.

1. Jesus Christ Tim, this stuff is giving me cannapiss.
2. I have a major cannapiss right now man.

by Jeremy Dawson June 28, 2007

Catyap

When someone carries on a conversation with their cat as if it can understand them and actually gives a damn what they’re saying

I caught my roommate catyapping the other day when she thought she was alone with Tigger

by Ivana Margarita January 21, 2010