astronaut food

When you're puke drunk and making out with someone then you vomit uncontrollably into their mouth.

Guy 1: What happened with that chick you took into your room? She ran out fast. Guy 2: I gave her astronaut food.

by herpderpdorpderp July 28, 2011

gorilla astronaut

when you put a fish bowl on a very ugly person's head and proceed to fuck them like a gorilla getting ready for a space mission.

Usually involves cuming in the fishbowl while holding them upside down by one leg and spinning them around in a circle

"hey you know Cherry?"
"Yeah"
"I gave that bitch a Gorilla Astronaut last night"
"cool"

by Myn Odu Esp December 31, 2009

Astronaut in the Ocean

The worst song to ever exist. It’s another one of those rap artists trying to throw country into the mix and the lyrics don’t even make any sense?

Doug: “Hey John did you hear the song Astronaut in the Ocean yet?”
John: “You mean that one song that has the lyrics: When your brain goes numb, you call that mental freeze, that doesn’t make any sense whatsoever.”
Doug: Yup you’ve heard it.

by Matthewmcconaughey May 21, 2021

Canastronaut

A Canadian astronaut.

Roberta Bondar became the first woman Canastronaut to go into space in 1992.

by Jamieson McGonigle September 1, 2005

astronautocracy

1. A political system in which astronauts hold absolute power.

2. A country ruled by a government of astronauts.

With former space travelers John Glenn and Bill Nelson already members of the United States Senate, America is on the verge of descending into astronautocracy.

by Sebastian Gorkamorka October 13, 2005

astronauticanaut

an underwater astronaut

if you take a green army man and strap him to a big ass bottle rocket and shoot it at a lake he becomes a astronauticanaut.

by bubblez February 25, 2013

Astronaut Diet

Going a period of time without actually eating just living off liquids and powders.

Last weekend in Hoboken was crazy I was up for three days on an astronaut diet.

by MonsterMazi January 25, 2014