cartman kinnie

bigot,nazi,edgelord general fucking assholes just like eric cartman from south park

Its just a word why cant i yell racial slurs Ok cartman kinnie

by furbyballs August 31, 2021

A Cartman

This is a category of people to be associated with the South Park character, Eric Cartman. People within this category are usually obese but it is not required to be classed as a Cartman, Cartmans are known to be, pathological liars, bad liars, beg when they can’t get what they want, have never broke a sweat in they’re life, and the most common name for these people is “Kylar”.

Man, Cody is such a Cartman

by Mr.man.exe August 20, 2018

Cartmanesque

Similar to or resembling the behavior of one Eric Cartman (of the show South Park). Characteristics include, but are not limited to, obsession with revenge, twisted logic, the need for power, the desire to always be right and to demoralize those who oppose him/her. Such behavior can be identified with the constant need to have others respect one's authori-tay.

To seek revenge on her ex-boyfriend (John), Suzie kidnapped John's dog and video taped herself having sex with it. She then proceeded to kill the dog and added the meat to a soup which she then served to John. While he was eating the soup, Suzie played the tape for him. Suzie then became a lesbian. When asked why John broke up with Suzie, he replied "She is very Cartmanesque!"

by Cartmanesque1 August 24, 2008

Catmancer

A person with a supernatural connection to cats. A catmancer's body is frequently found adored by cats. Curiously most deceased catmancers are found without eyes.

When John put Taz in a dress he finished the rites and became a level five catmancer.

by Tacohugs July 31, 2011

Eric Cartman

The closest thing to the true nature of human kind.

Eric Cartman...is...GOD!

by cutthecrap January 21, 2009

Catmando

Something that only a cat can do, but what a man attempts to do, such as fall from a roof on their back and land on their feet.

"He just attempted a catmando! Too bad he broke his legs on that fall!"

by Mr Natural June 1, 2007

cartman's mom

Liane Cartman is often referred to as Cartman's Mom, but the identity of Cartman's real mom is unknown. In South park: Episosde 202, "Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut", it is revealed that Liane Cartman is actually Eric Cartman's father, which is possible because she is a hermaphrodite, and that another woman gave birth to him. To this day it has not been revealed who the actual mother of Cartman is.

The identity of Cartman's Mom is unknown; the person often referred to as Cartman's Mom is Liane Cartman, a hermaphrodite who is Eric Cartman's biological father.

by Nihilist23 September 8, 2007