man custard

The creamy product forcibly ejaculated following stimulation of a man's penis.

Man custard is often found as an additional free topping on San Marino pizza.

Yes, I'd like to order a Hawaiian pizza without man custard please.

by mercunium November 11, 2003

custard bus

a bus that retards go to school in
usualy custard colour

look dave ther goes the custard bus

by stuarty matthews November 10, 2007

Cock in the custard

Placing a risky trade on the stock market

Dave's trying to recover his losses so he's putting his cock in the custard.

by thestig86 November 12, 2012

custard bath

Something that is too awesome for words.

Holy shit, you slept for eighteen hours straight? That is such a custard bath!

Hey, Katy, your kitten is such a custard bath.

by Lejay September 29, 2010

crotch custard

Cum, Jizz, Semen and Sperm Mixture. Probably one of the most vile ways to describe it too.

Hey what does Bill do all day, he never comes out!

Duh Joe, he's always makin crotch custard. You mean you've never walked in on him? He's doing it just about every half hour ya know.

by Captain Douche February 23, 2005

Freddy's Frozen Custard

Possibly one of the best fast food/ice cream/hang out spots ever known. Serving all ages for those who just want good food and a good time. Famous for small, crispy, and delicious fries, and perfect frozen custard. Teens especially enjoy this resteraunt before or after seeing a movie.

Hey, come to Freddy's Frozen Custard tonight, we're gonna be there after the movie.

by xWafflerx August 12, 2009

CAPTARD

Someone who uses random ALL CAPS to make a point.

eg "Dan is such a captard - he sent me another 'ABSOLUTELY IMPERATIVE' email."

by captaincaptard March 4, 2008